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Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch
Yep, I'm doing this, do your best to put biases aside an dig deep to answer who would win in a fight to the death between the randomly chosen combatants in a scenario to match the random match up
Round 1
Bout 1
So, Mayor Lauter has just banned a brand of highly controversial toys that Sherman already has a complete set of. A full recall is being carried out, but Sherman isn't letting his collectibles go. He holds up in the Young mansion in a stand off until Solomon himself goes down to the mansion to sort it out, he forcefully enters and as soon as Sherman sees him, it's on!
Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch
Round 1
Bout 2
The setup I'm getting here is that, Ted is in an off mood so calls in sick and spends all day in front of Inner Beauty Rhinoplasty trying to pick up every woman who goes in or out, but as one of the women is leaving and Ted puts on the Spankoffskit charm, Gerald also ducks out of the office to get some coffee and overhears Ted being gross, he goes "I'm not gonna let you treat my patients like that!", and just like that, it's on
Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch
Round 1
Bout 3
Alright, the setup here is that, Sam needs something to get Charlotte off his back for a bit, so he thinks "I'll go to toy zone and get a crappy pink teddy bear to shut her up" an he picks one discounted bear out, but then at the counter Lex tells him the discount expired and the discount price tag should've been taken off, so Sam storms into Frank's office demanding they sell him the bear at the discounted price. Frank turns him down, Sam pulls out his gun...and realizes it's empty. He throws it Franks' way and it's on!
Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch
Round 1
Bout 4
This is easily the hardest scenario I've had to come up with so far, but here goes. Dan is covering a the opening of a highly anticipated high-end establishment and interviewing people in the area about it, he starts interviewing Ruth but she misunderstands something he says and think she's been invited to dinner there by a mystery admirer, Dan makes the mistake of trying to clear up the misunderstanding which sends Ruth into a blind rage and it's on.
Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch
Round 1
Bout 5
Alright, so, Alice realizes it's almost father's day and decides to get a present for her dad, so she goes to...I don't know, Gift Zone and sees this little poster in the window for something she know Bill would love, she walks in and asks the obnoxious teen behind the counter about it and it turns out they only have one left, but then Barry, who's been waiting for a while for a line to clear, he also wants one, he wants to use it as an apology gift to make things right with his ex-wife Hellen. But Alice doesn't care and just like that, it's on.
Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch
Round 1
Bout 6
This is one of the setups I actually thought about in advance. One day, Ema is tending to her weed, when Ziggy tells her there's a lawyer at the edge of the farm. When she gets there she's met by Gary Goldstein, attorney at law, he's there to serve her a lawsuit from an anti-marijuana group that just established a branch in Hachetfield. Ema takes the papers but spiteful pulls the manure-woodchipper trick on Gary, spraying him with shit. Unfortunately, Gary was wearing a brand new expensive suit and he's seeing red. He undoes his tie, wraps it around his head and it's on.
Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch
Round 1
Bout 8 (final bout)
Out final match-up for the first round.
I think what happens here is that one day Grace gets home and mentions a scandalous encounter with a scrappy, college age faux-greaser offering to carry her books. Come a few days later, Karen encounters Ethan at a grocery store and he overs to help her reach something at the back of a tall shelf and when she gets a good look at him, she realizes he's the same guy Grace mentioned and it's on.