Hazbin Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Niffty's soul
Alastor: Here you go Niffty.
Your contract is ready, just sign here!
(Hands the paperwork to Niffty)
Niffty: Sir... Those are adoption papers!
NEW IDEA THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
I'm going to make a Redeemed Vees AU. No-one can stop me. I will feature my OCs in this AU. Once more, none of you can stop me. I'm aware no-one gives a shit. I really do not care. Time to post contextless incorrect quotes and see how many people find them and piece together what I'm talking about.
Angel Dust: I like my women how I my coffee
…
Angel Dust: I don’t like coffee
Why can I see this with Stolitz?
Stolas: When you said 'magic in bed', I wasn't expecting...this...
Blitzø: (pulls out a card) Is this your card?
Stolas: Oh Lucifer...how did you...?
Angel: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Husk: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Angel: Holy moly-
My Favorite Characters as John Mulaney Quotes (Hazbin Hotel Edition!)
HAZBIN HOTEL:
Sir Pentious: Do all my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?
Vaggie (about her wings and tits): No! That's the thing I'm sensitive about!
Cherri Bomb: FUCK DA POLICE!
Someone talking about Alastor: He did not look like his job description. He looked like he should be the conductor on a locomotive powered by confetti, but instead, he made his living in murder. He was the weirdest goddamn person I ever saw in my entire life. He was a man most acquainted with misery. He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin.
Charlie: My vibe is like, hey you could pour soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you!
Angel Dust: THERES A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL
Alastor: Here's how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the '30s -- as long as you weren't still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.
Husk: For those of you who don't know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body gets all 'Eye of the Tiger' and soldiers on.
Charlie: what does take out mean?
Vaggie: food
Angel dust: dating
Nifty: murder
Alastor: all three if you’re not a coward
Alastor: *causing destruction and mayhem while laughing*
Angel dust: so what’s Al’s story?
Husk: trust me on this one. you don’t wanna know.
Husk: *turns towards nifty* nif don’t tell him you shouldn’t have told me, but you did.
Husk: *points towards angel* and now I’m telling you. you don’t wanna know.