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Atwq characters summed up by me

Lemony Snicket: a nerd but plotting your murder, probably via sarcasm

Moxie mallahan: tiny and cute but will fight you

Cleo knight: badass chemist extraordinaire nerdo

Jake Hix: ruler of the cinnamon rolls

Ellington feint: could punch me in the face and I’d say thank you 

Ornette lost: gay origami hipster

Kellar Haines: second in command of the cinnamon rolls. Tries to be cool but is a nerd, must be protected at all costs.

Kit snicket: actual gryffindor stereotype, cute but sneaky

Jacques snicket: the one everyone forgets about, also a nerd

Stew Mitchum: the cliche jock bully stereotype but murderous

Hangfire: good dad but deeply flawed human being

Theodora: misunderstood sad dust mop