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Happy Jacques Snicket cow disguise day!

i’m not very much of a cartoonist but I made a thing.

People saying this scene was olivia drunk made me watch the mummy, so thanks for that one XD

WOEVEMBER DAY 1: SUGAR BOWL GEN SIBLINGS

[Image description: A drawing of Lemony Snicket, Kit Snicket, and Jacques Snicket from A Series of Unfortunate Events. On the upper half of the drawing, Lemony Snicket is crying, holding a hand up to his face, and writing. He is in a barren room next to a window with blinds and a bed and bedside table in the background, the table of which is holding a picture of three people. There are papers hung up on the wall. The papers he is writing on fall down to the lower half of the drawing, Jacques on the left side, and Kit on the right. Jacques is crying while being dragged away, looking back at the Baudelaires. He is in a prison uniform. On the right, Kit is lying on the sandy ground with a painful smile on her face as the Baudelaires surround her. End description.]

@asouefanworkevent

love all the work already in this event! but oh the woes of these siblings indeed

Atwq characters summed up by me

Lemony Snicket: a nerd but plotting your murder, probably via sarcasm

Moxie mallahan: tiny and cute but will fight you

Cleo knight: badass chemist extraordinaire nerdo

Jake Hix: ruler of the cinnamon rolls

Ellington feint: could punch me in the face and I’d say thank you 

Ornette lost: gay origami hipster

Kellar Haines: second in command of the cinnamon rolls. Tries to be cool but is a nerd, must be protected at all costs.

Kit snicket: actual gryffindor stereotype, cute but sneaky

Jacques snicket: the one everyone forgets about, also a nerd

Stew Mitchum: the cliche jock bully stereotype but murderous

Hangfire: good dad but deeply flawed human being

Theodora: misunderstood sad dust mop

That’s the joke

When you hurt Jacques Snicket this is who you’re hurting

Ah the joy of annoying and being annoyed by your family

(This picture inspired me, although my idea has very little in common with it. In an AU where Moxie is psychic, and, since Moxie and Lemony being cousins is an idea I like, is the cousin of the Snicket siblings (with Moxie being F. Snicket's daughter), Lemony and Moxie accidentally forged a psychic connection by being excellent associates to one another.)

When Lemony was alive, he and Moxie looked very similar to one another, except for Moxie's silvery-blonde hair. Also, they share a birthdate, and thus, a birthday. That birthday is February 29.

Moxie is impossible to photograph well, similar to her prime associate.

When someone a psychic forges a connection to dies, their hair turns the color that their connection-mate's was in life. So Moxie now has dark hair.

Moxie's legal name is Moxie Absinthe Mallahan-Snicket, although she rarely uses her full name.

After Lemony died Moxie's hat got ruined. He told her that she should use his hat, "since he would never have reason to use it again." Giving someone still living an item that belonged to you in life is how you tether yourself to them, which L. did not know, as he was a newborn ghost then.

Someone who is a tether does not age past the point at which they become tethered. So Moxie is forever 13.

Moxie decided to cut her hair shorter after the funeral, as a sign that her life was forever changed, though the change in color was enough proof of that. She definitely inherited the Snicket Drama Gene.

Lemony accidentally possessed Moxie once. She told him that he could possess her whenever she was not working on an article as long as he made sure that her younger sister was safe.

Moxie's younger sister was named Adrianna-Clarissa Alizarin Mallahan-Snicket, in defiance of the Mallahan family naming traditions. She normally goes by A.C. or Rian, because her first name is too fancy for casual use and much too long for emergencies. Rian is a full decade younger than her sister, but looks older, not being frozen at 13.

F. Snicket's name is Fiona. She did not change it when she married Mr. Mischance Mallahan (who was nicknamed Chance). First names that start with the letter 'M' are traditional for the Mallahans.

The Mallahans were once a large extended family, but in the time from Moxie's birth until the time of this story they have dwindled to Moxie and Mr. Mallahan and A.C. because everyone else met their demise in various arsons and chose to move on to the afterlife.

Due to Moxie and Lemony's tendency to switch out who is in charge of the body as they please, even people who are in the know tend to be ambivalent as to whether Lemony is an actual ghost or merely a split personality strongly based off of someone who M. knew. Anyone who knew him knows that Lemony is a real ghost, though, as he completely lacks the monotone that Moxie always speaks in.

Moxie and Jacques do not talk about their journalistic opinions of each other, as there is emotional bleed-over between M. and L. Aside from that, Moxie genuinely respects J. for doing his best as an older brother, being an older sister under extreme circumstances for her own part. J. disapproves of Moxie's tendency to risk her well-being for the truth but cannot say anything about it to her without being called out as a hypocrite.

Moxie joined VFD after dealing with Hangfire. She does not regret killing a man who killed her best friend prime associate slash cousin.

Kit Snicket is deeply freaked out by this whole situation, but is doing her best to hide it. She spent her family time watching A.C. and teaching her things that her teachers will not appreciate but that a young child can not harm themselves with instead, until A.C became old enough for proper training.

Moxie always signs her correspondence with a part of her name or an alias derived from it, while Lemony does the same with his name, to avoid confusion.

Moxie swore off color in her (personal, non-disguise) wardrobe after her father died on her 13th birthday. The hat is an exception.

Moxie can do astral projection. She used to use it to force her body to take a nap, thus short-circuiting her chronic insomnia.

Author's Note: I have edited a few things, and added others. "Michael" was only a placeholder until I could find Mr. Mallahan's legal name. There is a fun story about supernatural children with magical colored fire that you could read for more information regarding tethers, why ghosts need them to stay sane, and the consequences of being one at https://archiveofourown.org/works/9878324?view_full_work=true, the mechanics of how bodies work for ghosts are different, though, as real ghosts are naturally non-corporeal.

With all due respect,

Adrianne Derr.

(Miss Derr is a Snicket-verse OC of mine, who I will write more about later. Most of my ATWQ and ASOUE posts will be primarily from her perspective.)

They are soulmates

Jacques Snicket & Olivia Caliban in season 2 of A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Talking rings and talking cradles

I wish I could un-recall

How we almost had it all

- loml, Taylor swift, the tortured poets department

"O destino é como um estranho e impopular restaurante, cheio de garçons esquisitos trazendo coisas que você nunca pediu e de que nem sempre gosta."

Desventuras em Série, O Escorregador de Gelo

Jacques: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Beatrice: >:O language

Kit: Yeah watch your fucking language

Esmé: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KIT THE FUCK WORD?

Olaf: 'The fuck word'.

Lemony: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Kit: Oh my god they censored it

Olaf: Say fuck, Lemony.

Kit: Do it, Lemony. Say fuck.

not my usual content or anything but here's an asoue headcanon:

Lemony's middle is Dante. Let me explain.

So everyone knows that scene in Vile Village where they talk about Dante, right? Like the guy who wrote Dante's Inferno? My headcanon is that Dante is Lemony's middle name.

Along with this I raise these full names for the snickets:

Katherine "Kit" Sappho Snicket

Jacques Whitman Snicket

Lemony Dante Snicket

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My headcanon is that all three snickets' middle names are named after poets.

Kit's middle name is after Sappho, a well known poet from Archaic Greece, and probably the first well known female poet.

Jacques's middle name is after Walt Whitman. Walt is well known for his poems "Song of Myself" and "When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloomed".

Lemony's middle name– you already know after Dante and Dante's Inferno.

I just feel like their middle names are after famous poets.

But you guys know the drill by now: that's just my two cents!