Helluva Boss Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Annnnnnd now I want to write a Stolitz/Fizzmodeus double date. Thank you.
INCORRECT QUOTES
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"So...I bought you a gerbil. Would you like me to bring it out for you?" "I think you're a better clown than Fizzarolli." "Did you know Beelzebub has been working up the courage to ask your daughter to date her and Tex?" "Oh shit I missed the premiere of Helluva Novella 12!"
Incorrect Quotes Only
Stolas:
"You know, Fizzarolli isn't as nice as his robot."
"So...same time, tomorrow?"
"Yeah, communication is way beyond our abilities, I'm just gonna buy you a pony."
"Is this a bad time to tell you that Ozzie invited us to double date, and I said yes?"
"If they charge me for those drinks, I'm gonna be mad!"
"Wait, I left my wallet back at the club, we need to go back!"
"Alright, you play Richard Gere, and I'm Julia Roberts, about to show you how to drive manual."
"I'm sorry, but when else was I gonna have a chance to ask Verosika Mayday for her autograph?"
"Somehow I feel like that 'shortcut' through my rose garden was personal."
HEAR ME OUT. ITS THIS MEME BUT HAZBIN OR HELLUVA THEMED.
Charlie: (shows up on rozzle/dazzle) Hey kiddos! Wanna spend some time singing together this weekend?
Lucifer: (teleports in) Charlie! Maggie! Guess who got tickets to Hamilton!
Alastor: (pulls out a Vox voodoo doll) Hey whippersnapper? Wanna play with this dall and these pins?
Angel: (pulls up in bloody unmarked van) Husk, kids, grab your ski masks and get in we gotta go!
OR HELLUVA BOSS VERSION
Stolas: (trying very hard) Good morning my little Owlette! Wanna spend some time gardening this weekend?
Moxxie: (very proud) GUESS WHO GOT TICKETS TO HAMILTON!
Blitz: (drunk) Hey Loony-Toony! Wanna play Monopoly?
Crimson: (shoves Moxxie out the door): Go rob a bank with that friendless horse-f*cker of yours.
Happy one week anniversary to the trailer that left us in shambles <3 here are some commemorative memes to fuel the fandom's collective suffering
(Disclaimer: some of these probably won't be accurate after the actual episodes drop)
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I am running out of notes to name these lol. More Incorrect quotes if you couldn't tell
Stolas, holding out a cookie for Blitz: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Blitz: *Ugly crying* Stolas, holding out another cookie for Stella: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Stella, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?! --- Blitz: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking. --- Moxxie: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around? Blitz: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction. --- Millie: Do you feel any better? Moxxie: I feel much better now that you here with me. Blitz walks in Moxxie: I feel half better. --- Loona: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? IMP client: Bees? Loona: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! IMP client: Wait- Blitz approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly --- Moxxie: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Moxxie: Picks up Blitz Moxxie: I’ve only befriended Blitz for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then my self. --- Blitz: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Millie: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Moxxie: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Blitz: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day. --- Stolas: Blitz is playing hard to get. Stolas: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of. --- Loona: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed the van? Blitz: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Stolas, deer!" Loona: …And what did Stolas do? Blitz: …He said "Yes, Honey?"
fizzarolli: I have disabled boy swag.
Incorrect Quotes <3
Incorrect quotes <3
Stolas: (on the phone with Stella) you know the night we conceived Octavia? I was imagining your brother! Before I started hating him!
Blitzø🐴 to his staff: I am not like that dumb ass Deathstroke rip off, Deadpool. And I’m getting pissed off that you all keep saying it.
Moxxie🎶: Sir, you’re an assassin who is wildly inappropriate with those around you.
Millie🪓: you’re scarred and dating someone who’s basically willing to do anything for you.
Loona🐺: and you care way more than you pretend you do about everything.
Blitzø🐴: damn it, I’m not Deadpool!
Watches the first and sequel by himself.
Blitzø🐴: Fuck! I’m Deadpool.
*Baby Duck Sounds*
6 baby ducks follow Stolas around his palace all the to the kitchen.
Octavia✨🎧: Dad, why are those duck following?
Stolas🦉✨: I think they imprinted on me.
Blitzø🐴: that’s ducking adorable.
Stolas: Stella! Stelllllaaa!
Stella: what!?
Stolas: fuck you!
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