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Part two who are you letting do your top surgery
(YES I know Wilson is a ‘scientist’ and Loboto is a dentist but it was really fucking funny to imagine them. To be fair Wilson probably gave himself top surgery idk. Doc and Medic can undo death but they’re not licensed medical professionals. Don’t pretend Medic wouldn’t put something weird in you.)
From the series: my child has empty tag on tumblr 😡😟😲
gotta keep the bread cheeks warm
OHMYGOD I never expected someone would draw my Hen raincoat thing for real?? 😭💚💚 He looks just so adorable;; I stared at this drawing for a while how cute he looks there 💦💦 I was actually thinking about making a small music video featuring frog raincoat Hen, and this gives me more motivations! Thank you so much <33
Henry in a frog coat
Inspired by @byun-slug
ffarquhar trio w/tf2
IM FINALLY DONE
FINALLY
AFTER DOZING OFF AND STUFF
I'm finally finished with my Kurt design!!!
Srry if the quality is bad cuz I drew this from my laptop and had to send it over to my phone cuz the damn camera ain't working. Then I cropped the drawing cuz I took a screenshot.
(press the image for better quality please I promise)
Needless to say, I imagined him better in my head.
Sickness
Keigo Takami x Pregnant!Reader
Synopsis: Being pregnant was a beautiful thing at first, that was until you started getting sick.
Song: Nurses Office by Melanie Martinez (Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d89ziUZRZt4)
Prompts: “Have you been crying?”, “You look sick”, and “ You just threw up on my shoe… “
You couldn’t stop the tears nor the vomit coming out of your body. The two were unrelated, but they both left you feeling so sick of everything. Keigo had invited you to a Hero ball which you were excited for. Until of course some of the other women saw you.
It was no secret that you were the now number two hero’s wife, but it didn’t stop all of his female fans hating you, even if they were other pros. Being nine months pregnant didn’t help your self-esteem, but it wasn’t something you dwelled on. But now it was.
A knock sounded out into the one person bathroom right as another wave of nausea hit. “Taken!” you cried out, ready to dunk your head back into the toilet in order to throw up even more. The baby was currently not liking what you just ate and she was showing you just how much she hated it.
“It’s me, honey… You’ve been in there awhile. Is little one causing you issues again?”
Keigo’s soft voice normally calmed you during moments like this, but you didn’t want him to know some of the things the women said. He knew you were sick because of the baby, but the crying was a whole other scenario. “I’m good!” you called back shakily as you stood and ran to the sink, splashing water on your face to wipe away the vomit and tears. By the time you looked up, Keigo had already picked the lock and was now behind you, hands running up and down your back soothingly as you fought another wave of nausea. You turned in his arms, burying your face deep into his neck, trying to hide your red and puffy eyes.
His wings wrapped around you protectively as he pulled you in closer. Silence followed as you two just stood there for a bit, swaying to the muffled music playing out in the ballroom.
“Have you been crying?”
You froze in his arms, realizing that you had just sniffled and gave yourself away. Pulling out of his neck, you looked up at him, embarrassment evident on your face. You weren’t one to cry, but when you did…
“My god who hurt you?! I’ll kill them” he threatened while cupping your puffy cheeks in his hands. Confusion and concern flowed through his eyes as he looked for any sign of abuse on your body, but he found none. Looking back at you, he gave you the look that meant only one thing. It was time to spill.
“Some of the other women out there called me ugly and fat… I love our baby Kei but I hate feeling like this” you cried out, more tears flowing down your face at the thought of him agreeing with them. But he only grabbed you harder. “Hey, you listen to me little dove… You are the most beautiful thing in that room and I’m so lucky that you’re mine. Fuck all of those jealous girls, you’re the one carrying our baby and that’s all that-… You look sick…”
You turned your head to the side, finally succumbing to the wave of nausea and throwing up on the ground. You couldn’t see where you were aiming past the tears, but you got your answer soon enough.
“You just threw up on my shoe…”
Your face heated up even more with embarrassment and you just wanted to crawl into a hole, but Keigo kept you close to him. “I-I’m so sorry, the baby didn’t like the appetizers” you hiccupped as you began to wipe the vomit off your chin. You didn’t want to look at him, not with you being as much of a mess as you were. But then a chuckle filled the air.
“See! This is why I chose you, my love… I knew what I was signing up for and I wasn’t backing down. Now, how about we leave this stupid party and go get some ice cream… Hmm?” His sweetly stated as his thumb caressed the bottom of your chin. He didn’t think about the fact that you had vomit mere centimeters from his fingers and he didn’t think about how puffy your eyes looked. He just wanted you to feel better.
And ice cream was always the answer.
hi can i ask for something where rae and corpse are constantly fighting over y/n like "no she's my baby" and "no she's corpse wife" and the gang finds it hilarious but y/n thinks it's the most entertaining thing because jealous corpse is her weakness, ty :)
Alright this is adorable
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It starts off as a joke because you’ve actually known Rae for longer than you’ve known Corpse. It comes up in a meeting one time where you’re trying to decide whether to vote Corpse or Rae off and Rae brings up that you’ve known her longer and so should trust her more.
Corpse, of course, is highly offended by this line of argument and makes that very clear. He also gets very petty and says shit like “I will only make my side of the bed for the next month if you continue with this I swear to god”
From then on, it becomes a huge joke with the whole group and everyone is trying to make corpse jealous of the relationship you have with Rae. You also find it hilarious and even flirt with Rae a little just to get on his nerves.
One time, you and Rae were together at the snowmen and Corpse literally called a meeting. His only justification was “Rae was a little too close to my wife and it made me uncomfortable.”
Rae then calls Corpse sus which makes him shout “YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE YET I’M SUS?”
He just completely overacts for the joke and the chat finds it hilarious. He also threatens you with ridiculously domestic things like “I’m cooking dinner and I will add too much pepper” or “I’ll only buy that one brand of tissues that you don’t like”.
Naturally, Jack is the one that antagonises this the most because obviously.
This look suits him