Homestuck Alpha Trolls - Tumblr Posts

me and my friends went down a weird line of conversation

so i made a chart on which homestuck characters i would let piss on me before the chart i have to say my friends and i have an inside joke where i love piss. the origin is unknown but its been like this for a bit, and ive only gotten partway through act 5 now heres the chart

Starting with beta kids June egbert: y Rose lalonde: y Dave strider: y but I get stds Jade harley: n too innocent in the first 5 acts Beta trolls Aradia megido: y Tavros nitram: n disabled would miss Sollux captor: y Karkat vantas: y tastes karkalicious Nepeta leijon: n I don't wanna taste cat pee Kanaya maryam: y Terezi pyrope: y is blind but dosent miss Vriska serket: y Equius zahhak: n too sweaty Gamzee makara: n will taste like blood and makeup Eridan ampora: y feesh Feferi peixes: y feesh 2 Alpha kids Jake english: y half himbo, just dumb Roxy lalonde: y they/them pee Dirk strider: y similar to Dave Jane crocker: undecided will taste like cake and sweets because she's supposed to be the heir to the Betty crocker company I think Ancestors/Alpha trolls Damara megido: y Japan Rufioh nitram: n idk why Mituna captor: n read rufioh Kankri vantas: y but would lecture me afterwards or would lecture me and not do it Meulin leijon: n cat pee Porrim maryam: y Latula pyrope: y Arenea serket: y that image of her knees haunts me Horuss zahhak: n horse Kurloz makara: n Cronus ampora: y cool guy has cool piss, feesh 3 Meenah peixes: y boston, feesh 4 edits have been made as opinions have changed, may add ancestors too

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