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me and my friends went down a weird line of conversation
so i made a chart on which homestuck characters i would let piss on me before the chart i have to say my friends and i have an inside joke where i love piss. the origin is unknown but its been like this for a bit, and ive only gotten partway through act 5 now heres the chart
Starting with beta kids June egbert: y Rose lalonde: y Dave strider: y but I get stds Jade harley: n too innocent in the first 5 acts Beta trolls Aradia megido: y Tavros nitram: n disabled would miss Sollux captor: y Karkat vantas: y tastes karkalicious Nepeta leijon: n I don't wanna taste cat pee Kanaya maryam: y Terezi pyrope: y is blind but dosent miss Vriska serket: y Equius zahhak: n too sweaty Gamzee makara: n will taste like blood and makeup Eridan ampora: y feesh Feferi peixes: y feesh 2 Alpha kids Jake english: y half himbo, just dumb Roxy lalonde: y they/them pee Dirk strider: y similar to Dave Jane crocker: undecided will taste like cake and sweets because she's supposed to be the heir to the Betty crocker company I think Ancestors/Alpha trolls Damara megido: y Japan Rufioh nitram: n idk why Mituna captor: n read rufioh Kankri vantas: y but would lecture me afterwards or would lecture me and not do it Meulin leijon: n cat pee Porrim maryam: y Latula pyrope: y Arenea serket: y that image of her knees haunts me Horuss zahhak: n horse Kurloz makara: n Cronus ampora: y cool guy has cool piss, feesh 3 Meenah peixes: y boston, feesh 4 edits have been made as opinions have changed, may add ancestors too
imagine being xiao's pet, naked as he brings you around in public and to his meetings with other adepti <3 you're not allowed to talk nor interrupt xiao, just there to be shown off and played with whenever xiao pleases!! imagine having to pee and trying to get xiao's permission only for him to scold you hehe..."shut up slut, speak only when told to." his commanding voice is so attractive and makes you squirm anxiously but you still ask “can i please go to the bathroom?”
and being told no, having to go embarrassingly in front of all of xiao’s adepti friends n him calling you dumb, making you lick it up the floor <3 while you’re bent over lapping it up to not embarrass xiao, he just pulls his cock out and shoves it into your cunt <3 just starts pounding you right there, making your face fall forward into your piss. the splash of wet liquid against your tongue and face and the lewd slapping as you squirt all over xiao… nnnhh it’s so disgusting yet he keeps going as if you’re not there <3 just a cock sleeve for his pleasure while he talks with his friends about protecting liyue…