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tAVROS NITRAM GENERAL HEADCANNONS
Wow go off I guess, you wanna date this guy? good, you should
He first sees you on the monitor, you looked. Happy? The world was ending and you just radiated this happiness and confidence.
He wanted to talk to you, so he did. it was really awkward the first time
“uHH, hI, i REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR,, iT LOOKS NICE”
“oh um, is this a new form of trolling you guys are doing?”
“n,nO, i DONT THINK SO, i THOUGHT YOU LOOKED NICE SO I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU,”
“oh well thanks! Im.. well you probably already know who i am. all you trolls seem to know me already.”
“uH YEAH”
“cool, so, “adiosToreador” what are we talking about?”
Wow holy shit, you were so much nicer than all your human friends. He felt actual, real, confidence.
He had so much fun talking to you, so much that I had to write two conversations with you both.
“hey hey, tavy? you on? it says you are.”
“tav?”
“tavros?”
“uH YEAH, iM HERE SORRY, i WAS JUST GETTING MY LEGS CUT OFF,”
“TAVROS-“
Yeah, tavros is a whole pack of worms, NOW WHEN HE CONFESSED TO JADE YOU HAD LIKED HIM SO YEAH
“uH, i MAY OR WAY NOT HAVE CONFESSED TO ONE OF YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS, wITH RED FEELINGS IN MIND, aFTER ALL YOU KNOW THAT WITH MY AMAZING CONFIDENCE SHE WAS BOUND TO SAY YES“
“tavros, i- bye.”
“wAIT”
Yeah it was a bit awkward for a few days.
BUT once you finally got to asteroid he was so excited to see you, he would not stop talking to Rufioh about you.
Whe he saw you he ran over to you and fell, yeah, his robot legs over heated and he fell. he got up and walked away as he muttered to himself about how dumb that was.
His realization for liking you was literally, and I quote.
“Tavrossssssss!!!!!!!! Get the stup8d look of your face! >:::::::( if yo8 like them soooooo8o much you just get get yo8r stupid flush crush over with!!!!!!!!”
“}:| hOLY SHIT” he got all excited and fell down some stairs. Yeah ya know. Robo legs
When he finally asked to be your matesprite, he fell on top of you. Not in a sexy way. You have a bruise on your leg. it wasnt fun. Vriska thought it was but it wasnt.
Owchie
ALSO FUNNY THING HE ATE A BUTTERFLY ONCE AND YOU HAD TO TAKE HIM TO ARADIA
“i HAVE,,, BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH”
“oh! that’s- that’s really sweet-“
“ nO NO NO,,, i LITERALLY ATE BUTTERFLIES AND MY STOMACH HURTS”
“I- what? why would you do that?”
“cONFIDENCE }:)”
“fUCK-“
Yeah you brought him to aradia.
extra:
“dO YOU KNOW IF THEY WERE POISONOUS”
“im really n0t sure tavr0s”
“FUCK”
Man he always talks about Rufioh to you. So when you finally got to meet Rufioh and tavros didn’t, it broke your heart.
So what you did with your very wrinkly brain was kidnapped Rufioh and took him to see tavros.
Yeah you’re a good matesprite 😎😎😎
His dates are mostly you getting him out of trouble, like get vriska to not kill him }::::)
Fun
He doesn’t know how to kiss. That’s it. He kisses his pillow to practice. He’s slowly getting better. Please he’s trying
Ay,,may we get some, yandere tavros? Ngl I’m curious on how u think he’s like as a yandere
My boyfriend @cursed-cat-archive helped me with this and yes you should send him pictures of your cat
tAVROS NITRAM YANDERE HEADCANNONS
Oh boy howdy oh boy howdy my mans.
You’re fucked
He’s definitely a Selective Yandere. He picks a chooses what he wants to hear from you. You’ll tell him how great he’s doing but tell him to calm down the “confidence” act.
He ignores you (JUST LIKE HE DID TO JADE I JUST FUCKING REALIZED WHILE WRITING THE THIS)
He’s so excited to finally have a friend who likes him and not just gamzee! He loves trolling you, talking to you, anything!
You thought he was amazing, yes, he was amazing! He was so much better than anyone around him! Those other trolls didn’t deserve to talk to you! You only deserved someone as amazing as him. And you had that! You had him and you loved him!
You loved him right? You thought he was perfect! Of course you loved him! Oh please love him, please he’s going to run back to Vriska, she’s going to hurt him, you wouldn’t want that right? Please keep telling him how amazing he is, for his sake?
Everyone notices. He’s so much more brutal, he yells at anyone you even tries to talk to you. He, sadly, can’t take away your human friends.. But don’t worry! He’ll get rid of everyone for you! These pieces of shit don’t need you! You’re his confidence! His little butterfly.
When you finally meet, he drags you away, none of these shit heads deserved you!
“rIGHT,, mY LITTLE BUTTERFLY, yOU WANT TO BE WITH ME, aFTER ALL WE’RE FRIENDS”
Friends. It left a bitter disgusting taste in his mouth just thinking it. It felt like... kissing Vriska again.
He kept you in his Respiteblock, no one except him is allowed in or out. Because no ones left, except one, jade. She keeps managing to escape him.
You did too. You ran and tried to find a way out. If you could just find your way to a window you could use your god tier powers to get out. What is that smell, what is that sound?- Jade?!
He’s, oh god. No, jade. Please god no, is this why all your friends are missing?! Fuck, fuck-
“oH MY BUTTERFLY,,, wHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE MY RESPITEBLOCK, gUESS WE HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY”
Oh fuck, you’re bleeding. Why are you bleeding? Why do your legs hurt so much? Why are you so tried?
Don’t worry! You’re going to be okay! He’s going to take great care of you! Even if he has to cut off you legs to keep you from leaving!
wait wait hear me out tavros mullet with shaved sides... sprite edit
Okay god
best friends !!
(this us also my matching pfp with @purretty-princess !! go follow them!!)
wips ig uhhh odk...umm i havent drawn anything or at least smth i liek sum good yk so take theses unfinsihed things. the rite one is like a sona/leik insert oc thingy.👽)
also i ahve a dirk and roxy co09 video aimatic typa thing in the works so ya!::::D
recent(ISH) sketches
YOU GUYS SHOULD JOIN MY SUPER COOL SERVER...TOTALLY.... https://discord.com/invite/e5XQdhXCZw
last one is a little old but i need to dump my daily ms paint sketches
guys this is cnaon im the bed
“The Crew” Tavros Nitram reference sheet!!!
I made a thing in jam space
Little thing on his horn belongs to @sillysunshine
Edit: there’s nothing wrong with people over the age of 18 liking my posts but I would like to clarify that I am a minor, ik this may sound weird but I’ve seen a few people with 18+ in their bio interact with this post and I feel as if I should clarify
Of course I’m not blaming anyone who made this mistake, obviously you don’t have to check someone’s bio to find out their age every time you interact with their posts, I’m just making sure everyone knows ahead of time
Sorry if this got a bit ramble-y or I repeated myself a bunch
WHEN U AND UR FRIEND ARE OBSESSED WITH THE SAME SHIT
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Hey homestucks this is a fun lil poll
Who do I cosplay? I need ideas
Uhh if you aren't familiar with homestuck pick based on like vibes or whatever name you like best or something
i 💚 guy that i know nothing about
:33 < grrramz33 !1!1 (gamzzee)
B33 < variaqtionz ynder clawt
