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A list of some of my favorite things overheard at school, part two:

“You donate time, money, food, internal organs, to the poor.”

“Is that a Hillary sign in your yard?” - “No we just really like the letter H.”

“I’m looking the gift horse directly in the mouth! I’m taking the gift horse to a dentist!” 

“I just spent a hard day buying a sock.”

“Mom said I’ll be in big trouble if I whine, so I want it on record that I’m not whining, I’m bitching.”

“Oh snap, Ginger, water. Don’t you just want to... drink it??”

“So tell me what you want, what you really really want!” - “World peace.”

“I’m a slut for water. I’m an H2-HO.”

“Those look optimal for trashcan fires.”

“What is a haiku? - Ask my idiot son here - This is a haiku “