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The Messiah + A God vs A Dull Creature
“HULK SMASH”
Hulk SMASH!!
Thor - eh, smash. Id do it for $5
Tony - pass, couldn't pay me enough (no offense Stark..)
Clint - also no offense, Pass, I'm sure Laura wouldn't be pleased with either of us.
Natasha - SMMAAASHHH
Steve - smash, but only out of spite. Id only do it so I could say I smacked America's ass
Bruce/hulk - Bruce: pass, hulk: pass. Both of y'all are giant marshmallows, of just prefer a movie night or something.
The honorable mentions:
Loki: SMMMMMMMAAAAAASSSSHHHHH
Bucky: smash, why not. I don't really have a reason for it
Sam: also smash.
I got 6/9, how about you guys?
SMASH OR PASS (Avengers Edition)
The rules are simple. Would you, or would you not? (be hawnest!) OG 6: Thor Odinson - PASS Tony Stark - SMASH Clint Barton - PASS Natasha Romanoff - SMASH Steve Rogers - SMASH!!!! Bruce Banner / Hulk - Bruce SMASH / Hulk PASS Honourable Others: Loki Laufeyson - SMASH Bucky Barnes - SMASH Sam Wilson - SMASH 7/9 for me. Tagging @simplyholl to get us started!!
Bruce shut his eyes, and his wrist monitor started speeding up. He opened the car door and went out to stand in the middle of the intersection. Within moments, a witch appeared out of nowhere.
"Fucking witches," Bruce grumbled as one blasted at him. His eyes turned green, and he just barely tossed a reassuring grin Andie's way before he ripped apart, transforming into the Hulk before her eyes.
"Are you sure this is legal?"
"If not I know a couple of brilliant lawyers that would be more than willing to help us out." Andie shrugged, looking over at him. "Don’t worry so much."
Hulk turned. Hulk saw Happy Lady get grabbed. Hulk frowned when Happy Lady made him feel sad. Sad Lady. But Sad Lady not do that. Sad Lady make happy. Happy Lady make happy. Hulk grunted, moved for the witch that grabbed Happy Lady. Hulk smashed witch. Hulk picked up Happy Lady, Hulk will protect her.
"Are you sure this is legal?"
"If not I know a couple of brilliant lawyers that would be more than willing to help us out." Andie shrugged, looking over at him. "Don’t worry so much."
Hulk saw Happy Lady face. Happy Lady not happy. Happy Lady sad again. He grunted at her, then roared. He frowned. She made an angry face. Hulk not please Happy Lady. Hulk put her down, on the grey. Hulk roared, and Hulk smashed another witch.
"Are you sure this is legal?"
"If not I know a couple of brilliant lawyers that would be more than willing to help us out." Andie shrugged, looking over at him. "Don’t worry so much."
Hulk smiled and grunted. Happy Lady was pleased with Hulk. Hulk made Happy Lady happy again. Hulk smashed two more witch, and- Metal-man. Metal-man here, and Flag-man, here to help Hulk smash witches. Hulk roared in delight. Hulk smashed another witch and roared at one that tried to get near Happy Lady. Banner tried to talk to Hulk, but Hulk ignored Banner. Banner stayed in the back.
"Are you sure this is legal?"
"If not I know a couple of brilliant lawyers that would be more than willing to help us out." Andie shrugged, looking over at him. "Don’t worry so much."
Hulk finished smashing his witches. Hulk went over to Metal-man and roared to show that they are team. Metal-man waved. Hulk roared again, and Hulk grinned. Hulk found Flag-man and Happy Lady again, and Hulk went to them. He roared at Flag-man. Flag-man just smiled at Hulk. Hulk could feel Banner again. Hulk knew job was over, but Hulk did not want to sleep. Banner made him, though. Banner always made him.
Bruce came to on the ground, blinking back into consciousness. He sighed up at the sky, squinting. "Is there any chance I could just nap right here?"
"Are you sure this is legal?"
"If not I know a couple of brilliant lawyers that would be more than willing to help us out." Andie shrugged, looking over at him. "Don’t worry so much."
Hulk looked down at Happy Lady. Happy Lady not Happy Lady now. Happy Lady Angry Lady now. Angry Lady make Banner angry. Make Banner need Hulk. Hulk protect Banner from anger - Hulk protect Banner. What - Angry Lady. Why. Hulk smash... chair. Room... too small. Hulk angry.
SPIT IT OUT!
"I’m not guilty!"
Hulk frowned at Angry Lady.
"You make angry," Hulk said, and he made fists. He pushed at the ceiling. It did not move. Room too small. Hulk angry, and Hulk does not fit. Hulk growled at Angry Lady.
SPIT IT OUT!
"I’m not guilty!"
Hulk frowned. Hulk scrunched up his face in confusion. Hulk looked down at Angry Lady, and Hulk felt calm. Hulk felt Angry Lady in Hulk's head.
"Get out," Hulk grunted, trying to get angry again. "Angry Lady, get out of Hulk head."
SPIT IT OUT!
"I’m not guilty!"
Hulk frowned. "Why sit? Angry Lady... advantage." Hulk listened to Banner's praise in his head, but Hulk ignored Banner in a second.
SPIT IT OUT!
"I’m not guilty!"
Hulk grunted. Hulk looked around himself, then sat down on the floor. Hulk frowned. "Angry Lady use powers for good. Hulk not fight Angry Lady if she use for good." He pressed his knuckled fists into the floor and frowned again.
SPIT IT OUT!
"I’m not guilty!"
Hulk frowned. "Banner angry. Banner upset. Hulk here to protect Banner from Angry Lady. Why Hulk let Angry Lady back in?" Hulk pressed his knuckles closer to the floor, letting his hands flatten out. He moved his hands so he could press his palms flat against the floor.
SPIT IT OUT!
"I’m not guilty!"
Hulk stared at Angry Lady. Angry Lady not make sense. Banner... Banner silent, for once. Banner not talk at all. "Hulk is angry Banner. Angry comes out with Hulk." Hulk shook head, stood up. "Angry Lady love Banner. Okay."
SPIT IT OUT!
"I’m not guilty!"
Hulk grunted. "Banner not happy. Hulk..." Hulk trailed off, frowning. He began rapidly shrinking, his skin losing its toughness and green tint as he turned back into Bruce. Bruce sat up on the floor, rubbing at his temples.
"What the hell was that?" Bruce groaned.
SPIT IT OUT!
"I’m not guilty!"
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Mark Ruffalo’s early headshots. (1989-1995).