I Couldn't Help It - Tumblr Posts
Lolol I know these are lame okay, I couldn’t help it, they’re cute. 💞
[she stops pouring abruptly]
Wait. Will you drown if I do this??
*shake shake shake*
(x)
[More shaking noises]
Are we- ack- almost done? Is it working yet?
Y’know I was just feeling good about life then I discovered the Kidz Bop version of Little Shop of Horrors.
Had a conversation with a friend today and it led to this heartbreaking thought. In PoA Remus gets the map from Harry and of course he uses it to see if he sees Sirius and to watch Harry, but he also realizes he could use it to talk to his old friends.
Remus took a deep breath before saying, “I solemnly swear to tell you the truth”.
His heart clenches as he sees the following words appear:
Mr. Prongs would like to inform Remus that he of all people should know the correct way to unlock the secrets of this brilliant item.
Mr. Wormtail would like to say he finds it a bit odd that Remus is using the wrong phrases and hopes he hasn’t been hit by a stray jinx.
Mr. Padfoot is wondering why Remus isn’t using the proper phrase, but would like him to know that even if his brain is addled his arse is still delectable.
Remus stared at the words for a few moments before shoving the parchment in his briefcase. He tried to fight down the lump in his throat and the ache in his chest as he settled in his bed, but he couldn’t stop the memories from flooding his mind. Tears ran down his face as he remembered how happy they’d been before everything had fallen apart.
So i might've caved.
Biting down on a piece of leather rn to keep from joining y'all with the bl character profiles
Agent Sharon Carter’s response to fighting Bucky Barnes (Barnes is so thick...... so thick)
I kinda went overboard with making an actually summonable servant for @dumdumdrawstumtums’ C/u-taur... Please enjoy
Cu Chulainn -5 Star Lancer-
-[Quick] [Quick] [Artes] [Buster] [Buster]-
Hit Counts: Q-3 A-2 B-1 X-4
Active Skills-
Protection from Arrows Ex
-Evasion for four attacks for three turns, and increase greatly defense for four turns
--Thanks to his increased speed, evasion is easier than ever before! On top of that, his thick coat grants him even further protection
Disengage (Dog) A+
-Removes own debuffs, recovers own HP (amount recovered increases per “Shirou” on field)
--Like the most good and loyal hound, Cu Chulainn will break away from a fight to return to his master’s side
Primeval Howl (Hunger)
-Increase Quick cards effectiveness for three turns, NP damage for one turn, and increases own instant-kill success rate for three turns
--A howl imbued with runic properties, seemingly triggering Cu Chulainn’s true ravenous nature.
Passive Skills-
Magic Resistance - A
-His thick coat and good dietary habits help Cu with resisting debuffs
Riding Skill - Ex
-Perhaps due to how he bested the former guard dog, or maybe because of how he offers his masters rides, Cu Chulainn has obtained this ability nonetheless
Divinity - B
-The least exciting of his abilities, bestowed on him for being a child of a god
Noble Phantasm-
Ravenous Hound of Ulster -[Quick]- Rank A+
Invul-pierce for one turn (activates first)
Deals heavy, defense ignoring damage to all enemies
Overcharge
-Chance to inflict “Devoured” status on enemies* (activates first)
*Same as instant-kill, but grants Cu the “Well-fed” buff for ten turns which increases healing received, defense, and attack per stack
Bond CE-
Beloved Master’s (/Shirou’s) Apron-
Increases Cu Chulainn (Taur)’s NP damage by 20% while equipped, and grant 2 stacks of Guts
Here’s what the “Well-fed” buff would do to Cu’s sprite, plus idle animation of him patting his wobbling belly(/bellies)
