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Look what I bought… 👀

Since Christmas is on it's way & Levi is a Christmas baby, I figured why the hell not? I couldn't wait til Christmas to upload this. 

How do you anthropomorphize a snake?

I got a Twitter now.

"...Okay. I'm going to wash this off my face. When I get back, I'd like an explanation." He gets up off his bed and heads for the bathroom, hoping he was dreaming himself.

WHY IS OCTODAD SLEEPING IN MY ROOM??? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, HE SCREAMED AND WOKE ME UP!

((PFFFT))

Meanwhile Octodad flinged out of the bed he was on for whatever reason (did he got invited to a sleepover or something?), squirting ink out of fear. Dear goodness, he’d never had such a terrible dream before. In fact, he’d never had a dream that he remembered after waking up.

"Blllr-bblr-b-b-blr…" He wheezed.

Agent Sharon Carter’s response to  fighting Bucky Barnes (Barnes is so thick...... so thick)

Pure Fluff [Klaus x Reader]

It was extremely rare for you to wake up before your lover on any given day, yet here you were watching Klaus sleep in the early hours of the morning. You were stuck in a tight embrace, no intention or desire of moving. Klaus worked hard and deserved some rest....and you had a chance to admire his handsome face. Can't pass that up, you simply lacked the willpower.

From where you were laying, you could see under his bangs. Well-kept, albeit thick, eyebrows that had a slightly brown tint compared to the rest of his hair....you couldn't figure out why he kept his bangs in his face. The small indents on the bridge of his nose, evidence of where his glasses perched day in and day out, tiny barely visible scars from small bits of debris, a couple stray hairs from his side burns....hands down the messyest you've ever seen him.

You eyes lingered on his slightly agape mouth, those sharp fangs he was so self conscious over. A constant reminder of the danger he could pose. But you knew better than to think he would ever do something like that for no reason. Your eyes traveled slowly back up to sleepy green eyes.

Busted.....

Your face turned pink at being caught doing this. He wouldn't mind, but that didn't make it any less embarrassing.

His movements were slow, deliberate as he pressed his lips against yours. Gentle kisses that made your heart melt.

Neither of you knew, or cared, how long you stayed like that. Exchanging soft, sleepy kisses, Klaus somehow managing to find a little extra space between you two and close the gap, rubbing your back slowly. Your arms couldn't reach around him enough for you to reciprocate the gesture, so you settled for running your hand up and down his arm. Sadly your other arm was pinned underneath you.

Klaus retreated first and nuzzled against your forehead, "Good morning, mein liebling."

The soft growl in his voice, the only german phrase you really understood, you felt like your heart could explode any second now.

You barely managed to reply, "Good morning dear."

A random occurrence in the middle of the office:

"Hey dorkness what's with the candle?" Zapp was leaned over the back of the couch.

You didn't bother looking up from your book, "Its my last f*^k." You paused just to look at the candle, "Oh look, its on fire."

Klaus had been watering his plants and stopped, turning to you, "[Name], are you alright? Is there something you need to talk about?"

In Klaus's mind nihilistic humor was the first sign of mental illness, and he couldn't bear the thought of leaving such a thing unchecked. Steven however chuckled behind his coffee mug.

"Please don't encourage them Steven." Klaus looked between the two, "This could be serious."

🐸And they thought Bill was bad enough!🐸

DON'T ASK ME.

i just saw this gif and realized that i had to draw this with Benny.

dark eyes are grow wide in shock , mouth slightly agape as she looks at the blonde , now covered in crimson like the room they're standing in . ‘ you're fucking insane . . . ’ words aren't spoken in disgust but admiration , adoration , unhinged excitement . the worlds biggest compliment if you were to ask her . smile that tugs at vegas' full lips lighting up dark hues as they dart from the body that lay between them back to her girl . ‘ no ones ever done anything like this for me before . ’

˖  ࣪  .  ࿐  ♡  ˚  .  open  starter:  to  all  ˖  ࣪  .  ࿐  ♡  ˚  .

♡  muse:  chasity  rivers.  early/mid  twenties.  ♡  plot:  m*rder  couple  or  y/m  undermines  just  how  much  chasity  loves  n  adores  them;  would  do  whatever  it  takes  to  prove  it  !

blood  splatters  everywhere,  really  was  unexpected  --  it  was  her  first  murder.  would  do  anything  to  impress  her  significant  other,  watching  the  life  slowly  slip  from  the  other  --  icy  blue  hues  darts  towards  the  other.  "how  did  i  do?  it  really  wasn't  as  hard  as  i  thought  it  would  be..."

"Are you waiting on a train?"

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Some context for the image under the cut:

It was common for Pokemon and items to slip through the space-time distortions. What made this occasion memorable was that an entire train station platform slipped through during the night.

Akari went to investigate when she heard the report. Despite it being early in the morning, she wasn't the first one to arrive. Ingo was there, sitting on a bench, deep in thought.

"Hey, Ingo," Akari greeted as she sat down beside him, cradling her sleeping Rowlet, "Are you waiting on a train?"

"Good morning, Miss Akari," Ingo said, blinking as if waking from a dream. "I'm afraid no trains will be coming into the station today. The tracks stop after a point, uncoupling this station from its sister stop."

"Maybe they'll be reconnected one day? After we sort out this whole space-time distortion stuff."

"That would be the most favorable outcome, yes."

Ingo relapsed into his thoughts, a shadow cast over him. A hush fell over the trio.

When the sun rose far enough into the sky to burn away some of the fog hanging around the station, Ingo finally stood up and readjusted his worn out hat.

"Let's prepare for departure, Miss Akari! It's an excellent day to make tracks in your journey."

"Yes, let's!" Akari sprang up, eager to start the day.

date a cryptid with long blonde hair, with a hat of blades. date a cryptid that only appears in alleyways, whose voice comes out in shrieks. date a cryptid who never shows up alone, but you can never tell where the others come from. date a cryptid who will follow you forever if you show them kindness.

How many characters can I put into this one?

Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I'm feeling lonely🎶

Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶

Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶

Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶

Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶

All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶

Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶

Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kabal: 🎶you know you'd run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Reptile: 🎶yes, they're all so perfect🎶

Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶

Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶

Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶

Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss 'em. So they can be big and strong🎶

Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶

Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I've got more than 32🎶

Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶you know you'd run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶

Gimme two pictures that radiate the same energy. Here, I’ll go first.

you know how it is with spaghetti

OMG Luxite's 1st flight picture is sooooooo adorable!!! What did the other pony paladins look like when they too were fouls?

???: Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba! Sithi uhm ingonyama!

[S] Jasper: Mental breakdown.