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what is "microwavable"? I s'pose it hath to do with that modern kitchen appliance... I don't own one, but I've heard of them.

anyways, I agree; he doeth look pretty micro. a tiny little car. don't know about the wavable part, though

mercutio, is it true that ben once beat someone up for coughing in the street and subsequently waking his dog?? or were you making things up just to get at him?

(i don’t even why i’m asking you this i should be asking benvolio)

AYE, t'was true indeed!! dost not be fooled by his innocent appearance. benvolio shall fight anyone if provoked!! his mad blood stirreth and his anger taketh over him!

(that's a lie. benvolio doth not even have a dog; I just wanted to mess with him lol)

how was the capulet party??

we had to pretend everything was fine in front of the capulets and my family (since paris is sort of a capulet himself now), for if they knew literally any of the things that we do behind their backs, they would punish tybalt and kick us all out (for example, if they knew about juliet and her... secret boyfriend. or if they knew I am on the montagues' side and, um, accompanied by one at the party. good thing they like masquerades and we get to go all together... (kind of symbolic, now that I think about it 🫢)

thou shouldst have come, for the desserts were EVERYTHING. still not better than benvolio's, though 😌

Thoughts on Tybalt Prince of Cats

he sucketh. mean little guy. I have so many reasons to hate him

he threatened benvolio

he threatened romeo

he ruined the capulets' party with his whining

he was homophobic fr

he threatened me

he's a poser

he's just annoying

check out my tag #tybalt's number one hater for more details 🫡

have you ever put mayonnaise on apple slices

nay 🥲 wherefore would I do that?

Mercutio wilt thou prithee greet a happy birthday to this anonymous user? :)) Your blog brightens up my day

awwww, 'course I shall!!

I wish to thee a very happy birthday, dearest anonymous user!! hope thou hast a wonderful day 😌 I even got thee a gift 🎁 ('tis a book of poetry)

we should throw a party at the montagues' house and invite all the silly veron-ians fr. it shall be a blast!

(I'd also like to thank thee for being so kind 🥹 you all brighten up my day, too, when you interact with me! you are all so sweet and funny too 🫡)

Mercutio, is your friend Benvolio is still single?

UM... WHEREFORE ART THOU ASKING? 😀

(WE'LL SEE)

A better question would be is Tybalt single

ay, he must be. thou mayest as well ask him thyself! though I would not recommend for thee to date someone in the likes of tybalt

Why don't you try convincing Paris to start another romance and marry someone else instead? Like Benvolio or Tybalt ? ;))

good morrow, friend

ummmm... I do not think this would work. for paris is not interested in men... I think. and neither is tybalt... I think. he was mocking me and benvolio a while ago.

as for benvolio... well. I shall not try to set him up with anyone...

perhaps it is their fates; juliet to marry paris, romeo to find another girl to obsess over, tybalt to be annoying forever... at this point, I am not certain. but I know that if I am to do something to stop this all from happening, I shan't be able to succeed alone. 'tis too difficult of a task, and it hath to be done stealthily. (prithee, help me, someone 😭)

in light of your recent inauguration, what are your plans about improving verona?

good morrow, my noble friend!

let us see... I have already legalised gay marriage, so that's done... (thou canst thank me later😉)

hm. say, if tybalt annoyeth me today, I shall exile him.

stealing shall bring chastising upon one. if romeo stealeth more of my sweet treats, I shall prohibit him from eating sugar ever again (there's laws for that, right?), for it maketh him hyperactive and even more addicted to desserts

no animal abuse under my watch 😤 if a citizen abandoneth a pet in the streets of verona, they shall be punished.

(speaking of animals, my son cheese shall be deputy mayor, for he is very smart)

val shall be imprisoned if he dareth enter my chamber and searcheth therein without permission again

no littering! I shall place regular and recycling bins in many areas in verona, lest the citizens decide to dispose of their rubbish on the pavements and pollute our precious environment.

no drama in the city unless 'tis funny

oh. and I want to somehow get the montagues and the capulets to stop quarrelling. I'm not sure how I am going to achieve that. perhaps by throwing a big party and inviting both families. they shall shake hands or argue till dawn; either way, it shall be enjoyable to watch. and thou art invited!

if you, good citizens, have any more suggestions, feel free to notify me 🫡

ummmm... what is this? I am confused, tybalt's rapier. but, I s'pose thou knowest more about tybalt than I do...

I was also not aware romeo is bisexual, but 'tis good to know, for he is my friend, and I am very accepting. wherefore did he not tell me, though?? explain thyself, @romeonotexiled

but aye, I do agree that tybalt's internal conflict doth not beat romeo's purest love...

me in verona fr

how do u feel on the topic of worms

worms are fine, but I prefer ants

🏳️‍🌈?

in seriousness, thou art mildly interesting to speak with. this shalt be the only time i say this.

i doth not know any other thing to say but i find myself bored

HA! thank ye, trans tybalt. thou art also quite fun, I must admit.

also, wherefore didst thou send the pride flag? art thou gay 🤨

WHAT IS THY FAVORITE CHAPPELL ROAN SONG?

OHHHH MAN UM

I do not know how to say this, but even though I am aware of everyone's love for her, and I am sure she is very talented, I myself am not familiar with her work. perhaps I should check her music out sometime!

what is thy favourite song of hers?

Tybalt shares a name with the prince of cats from Reynard the fox (an old medieval fable). The fox ridicules the cat too.

Thought it would be fun to share

thank ye for the fun fact, my friend!!

what are your favorite tunes for pissing people off

oooooh I LOVE this question!!!!

I like playing loud music, like green day, beastie boys, sex pistols, and even the offspring to annoy people. tybalt hates these, for he's a jazz fan. dost not get me wrong, I also enjoy jazz, but sometimes, thou just needst to listen to something energetic to pump thee up!