I Understood That Reference - Tumblr Posts
being fixated on legends of avantris means that every time i contemplate whether or not i actually like fritos i am reminded that i have never had a legitimate frito pie so i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about
Imagine your OTP
Person A: “(Person B), could you please pass me my bag?”
Person B: “As you wish!”
Person A: (internally: ‘was that a princess bride reference?”) then shrugs it off
Person A: “Could you please help me with this?”
Person B: “As you wish!”
Person A: “(Person B), how are you?”
Person B: “As you wish!”
Person A: “BUT THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!”
Person B: “As you wish!”
Fizzarolli: he says "I care very deeply for you" and you say "is this role play?"
Blitzø: it was dumb, I know!
Fizzarolli: you should write a book: how to self sabotage a relationship in five syllables or less
i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths