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The Sunshine Court - Chapter One
Day: Wednesday, March 13th / 14th* Time: 7:45 PM EST
Jean Moreau comes back to himself in pieces, dragging himself together as he has a thousand mornings before.
Picture used with permission by Nora Sakavic. Thank you @korakos!**
*Due to the Leap Year, I have opted to highlight the day rather than the date to keep the events in occurrence to the 2007 year. I will continue to mark both days accordingly.
** As per permission from Nora, I have included this and ONLY this in regards to The Sunshine Court to highlight when the new book will take place. No other mention of The Sunshine Court will be reflected in the posts on this account.



Crosshair - Season 1 Episode 3
do not repost my gifs without credit tyvm I see u who are




"Look at me... from the depths of hell."

We are never normal 🌱 *CACKLES*
I’m 99.9999999999% sure Kiki and I can not have a single sane conversation. We’re always unhinged and I be giggling the whole time.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thank you for coming to my TedTalk 😊


EXCUSE ME!!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK?! MINGYU FOR CALVIN KLEIN



Nah, man. I’m speechless
“Bet you could take another here,” His fingers flex inside you, “Too bad I can’t stand the thought of you taking any cock but mine.”
my knees r liquid thanks
Is there anything you won't write? Could you do Logan Anal please
hi anon! I have a little bit here about what I’m uncomfortable with writing (and I can’t guarantee I’ll write every request but I’ve been trying my best!) 💖 this one was totally fine - thank you for sending it in!

pretend | logan howlett x f!reader
350 words | anal, spitting, dp (fingers/cock), possessive!logan

Even with the prep - the careful press of fingers, scissoring you open - it still feels like too much.
Your nails bite into his forearms. His hands at your hips, pinning you down to the mattress as he had eased himself inside.
There’s a sheen of sweat on your brow, from how he made you come with his tongue on your clit and two fingers buried inside your ass. Humming at the way you clenched around him and wailed - knowing that it’s nothing compared to him.
“Look real fuckin’ good stuffed full of me, sweetheart.” There’s an edge to his voice. Rough, as he resists the urge to drive himself deeper.
A shallow thrust that has your breath catching. Logan’s jaw works, spit pooling on his tongue before he leans forward - letting it drop down against your pussy. Warm when it hits your skin, making you clench.
His left hand following, as he hums. Thumbing at your clit as he bends - mouth finds yours. Waiting until you bloom, wet and slick beneath him, before he starts to move - messy circles against the tight bud as his tongue sweeps against yours.
Your body relaxes. The thrusts grow longer, deeper. Mimicking the plunge of his fingers before, and it’s not long before your hips are moving with him.
It’s then that he leans back. The flex of his chest, his head tilting so he can watch you take him. Fingers drifting down, two nudging at your entrance - sinking them deep into your pussy with the next thrust.
“Oh, fuck-” The sudden stretch makes you keen. His fingers crooking, thumb nudging your clit in time with his thrusts.
Winding you up, everything inside you going as tight as a bow - each breath pushed out from your lungs with the snap of his hips.
“Bet you could take another here,” His fingers flex inside you, “Too bad I can’t stand the thought of you taking any cock but mine.”
Those honeyed eyes finding yours. A flash of teeth as he smiles - notching a third for his next thrust.
“Guess we’ll just have to pretend.”

— wip wednesday
sub!logan x dom!f!reader


@eupheme thank u for being just as impatient to see subby logan as i was to share it hehe!! (18+ mdni)
i am feral for this man im actually barking someone please restrain me... he's so babygirl in his little hoodie...
You smile, maybe a little meanly, your free hand squeezing his cheeks together. The other uses its grip in his hair to pull his head back farther, exposing the sweet column of his neck to your greedy eyes. He looks so pretty like this. If he hadn’t been so naughty, you would’ve told him as much. Instead, harsher words leave your lips. “Already so pussy drunk you forgot your rules, kitty cat?” You let your hand loosen its grip in his hair, the other still pressing into either cheek, forcing his gaze to yours. “You will make me come when I let you, hm? Can you handle that, darling, or do we need to stop?” The pet name is saccharine sweet on your tongue, mock sympathy dripping from your voice. “No ma’am,” he croaks out— words muffled by your grip on his face. You finally let go, the comforter plush against your skin as you lean back on your elbows. Nothing but the weight of your gaze keeping him frozen in place beneath you.
i need him so bad...
i know it's kinktober, so im not sure how much wip wednesday-ing is going on, so no pressure on the tags hehe @eupheme, @avocado-writing, @joelsgoldrush, @superhoeva, @logansbaby, @moonlight-prose, anybody who wants to share a wip!
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Ateez Reaction ღ Asking them to teach you how to fuck [M]
ღ Ateez all members x fem-bodied!reader (some parts can be read with a gn!reader though) ღ genre: smut reaction (best friend!Ateez x inexperienced reader), (implied) friends to fwb/friends to lovers in one part ღ warnings: mentions of alcohol consumption
Author’s note: This is definitely not what I had planned to write today but oh well :’) I hope you guys enjoy~
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Hongjoong:
when one day you somewhat shyly ask him if he would teach you how to please a guy he’s definitely surprised
but it’s also not like he sees a problem with friends hooking up? i mean - y’all know each other well and trust each other, so having sex shouldn’t be an issue
teaches you everything you wanted to know and then some more, until suddenly you can barely even remember that other guy who made you feel like you needed to practice so much anymore
he’ll be gentle with you, seeing how you don’t have much experience yet, and somehow he’ll end up pleasuring you first to help you relax
only when you’re about to cum on his fingers does he stop for a second to consider whether it’s really okay to go this far with you
but you’re enjoying yourself, and now you’re whining for him to keep going, so that’s what he does
makes you cum and then lets you rest for a bit, before he starts guiding your hands down his body
praises you for everything you do and gently nudges you in the right direction, until you have him cumming into your fist - but he won’t stop there
there’s just something insanely hot to him about having full control over what you do to him as he gives you instructions, and this is definitely also awakening some kind of corruption kink deep inside him
eventually you end up on top of him as he guides you down his cock and into a steady rhythm, having you ride him
and of course this becomes a regular thing between the two of you, both keeping up the pretense that you’re still just “practicing”, when really there’s a carnal need growing inside both of you that makes you always come back to each other for more
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Seonghwa:
the first time you bring it up to him that you’ve been wondering if he could help you practice having sex he feels conflicted to say the least
of course he wants to help you!! but this is about having sex with one of his best friends, and he doesn’t know if he wants to cross that line with you
but at the same time it’s also apparent that your question is affecting him when you can see his ears turn red, and eventually he has to get out of there for a second to get himself a glass of water sakdfjlks
“So is that a yes?” you ask him when he comes back, and he almost spits the water back out aksdljfkjsd
“I-I’ll have to think about it, Y/N…” he somehow manages to stutter, before he forcibly changes topic
he needs a few days to calm down about this, but once some time has passed he figures it’s probably not a big issue if he helped you out a bit, right?
you agree one a few rules like no kissing, no actual intercourse, but he’s willing to let you touch him otherwise
and so you decide to start slow, with a simple handjob, and he actually finds himself enjoying the way he can tell you what to do, gently push you in the right direction, plus the sight of having your hands wrapped around his cock just does something very sinful to him - so it’s no surprise that you don’t have any trouble making him cum
but now he feels the need to pay you back, and so you let him finger you, and his skillful touches throw you over the edge in no time
you do this a few times, until eventually you find yourselves growing more needy, and you end up sucking him off while he eats you out, quietly turning it into a game of who can make the other cum faster in your mind
needless to say, now that you started casually hooking up you won’t be stopping anytime soon
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Yunho:
he is SOSO flustered when you first ask him about whether he could teach you a bit about sex the first time and immediately says no aksjdklfsk
“Y/N, we’re just friends… shouldn’t you do that with an actual boyfriend?”
but you insist, admitting that you feel embarrassed about how inexperienced you are, and of course this guy reassures you that you’re fine the way you are, and once the right guy comes along he will surely be understanding with you
and as much as you want to believe his words, your insecurities prevail, until eventually you find an agreement that you can at least come ask him about stuff if you feel unsure about something so he could give you a verbal explanation
and you take him up on that offer pretty soon, simply because you’re curious kasjflkasdj
so when one day you ask him out of the blue whether guys prefer getting handjobs or blowjobs he’s a blushing mess first of all
“W-well, it depends on the guy…?” - so you ask him what he prefers and now he’s visibly uncomfortable
but he figures you’re just curious, so he tells you about how both is nice, it really depends on his mood, but he probably prefers a simply handjob most of the time
he loosens up a bit eventually, and as you continue talking about the topic and you ask him all kinds of questions, neither of you can deny that it’s affecting you
except nothing really happens afterwards, because you know he wouldn’t want to overstep that boundary
it’s only until a little later, when you’re both drunk at a party and he suddenly pulls you aside to tell you that he hasn’t been able to think about anything but what it would be like to have sex with you
and well, you pressing your body up against his does nothing to deflate that situation, and so you disappear in the nearest room where it’s just the two of you, and in no time clothes are flying off and your hands are all over each other
but despite the desperation that the both of you are feeling, he’s still careful with you, taking the lead as you spend the rest of the night fucking in that room
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Yeosang:
he has no idea how to react when you ask him to teach you how to fuck, so it’s just awkward silence for a few moments
until he offers to treat you to a few hours with a sex worker instead ksajdflkjs
and well, that’s not exactly what you had in mind, because the point of you asking him was that he’s someone who’s known you for a long time and who knows you well
“Ahhh, I see… then sorry that I can’t be who you want me to be, but no.” (why does he have to say it so dramatically fksdjkfas)
you’re of course a bit disappointed, but it’s not like you don’t understand him - not everyone would want to cross that line with a friend - so you leave it at that for now
until one evening you’re together at your place, and you can tell something’s off about him - he seems fidgety and like he’s anxious about something, so eventually you decide to ask what’s up
and he doesn’t really want to give you an answer at first, but eventually he manages to force out an explanation
“Just… what you said to me a few days ago… I thought about it again… and maybe we can try it after all?” - you two talk a lot so it takes you a while to understand what he’s hinting at, but once you do, you’re immediately by his side
you reach for his hand as you’re sitting side by side, and somehow both your nerves are making it hard to do anything
“S-so… how do we start? Do we kiss?” he asks, and you agree that that might be a good idea, and weirdly enough as soon as your lips meet his and you fall into an unhurried pace, both your anxieties seem to be washed away
you get into his lap, and somehow you both just end up following your instincts, only breaking the kiss to tell each other what feels good, and then eventually in order to moan at the way you dry humping him is about to get the both of you off
you’re taking this very slow, but it becomes a regular thing for you to meet up in order to have sex from then on, both exploring and learning about each other’s body as you go
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San:
another one who feels very conflicted the first time you bring it up to him
he doesn’t think mere friends should be doing this kind of thing with each other, but at the same time he can’t say he isn’t tempted
he says no at first, but the days after he just can’t stop thinking about you naked, on top of him, underneath him, you name it
until these thoughts start to haunt him in his dreams too, and he knows he can’t possibly be normal around you anymore if he doesn’t do anything about this
so he decides to help you out after all, under the premise that you won’t have any actual intercourse
instead, he teaches you how he likes to be touched with hands only, and eventually he also lets you suck him off
tells you exactly what to do that would drive any guy insane, gives you advice in between moans and at some point he will start rambling, until his high is coming so close that his train of thought just cuts off
and once he sees the state he put you in after cumming in your mouth - your glazed over eyes, his seed dripping down your lips before you lick it all up and swallow - he just can’t help himself anymore
“Shit, Y/N, let me fuck you, please,” he mutters, desperation in his voice
and as soon as you give him the okay this guy will be all over you, being rougher than you’d have expected him to be, fucking you as he’s led only by his instincts and his need to feel the warmth of your cunt wrapping around him
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Mingi:
he’s another one who isn’t opposed to having sex with a good friend
actually, he feels a weird sense of relief when you ask him if you could practice with him, because he feels very comfortable with you and so he knows he too will be able to let go quickly
you start slow anyway, because he doesn’t want to overwhelm you - seeing how you don’t have much experience yet - and so he’s even more surprised when you reach for his dick pretty quickly
you ask if what you’re doing is good, and as you’re giving him a few strokes this guy is hard in no time
will put his hand onto yours to guide you into the pace he likes, but very soon he’ll simply leave it up to you, wanting to know exactly what you would do to him if he doesn’t interfere
and soon enough his sanity will start to slip away, and when he starts bucking his hips into your hand the dynamic shifts ever so slightly, because suddenly you don’t seem so inexperienced anymore at all as you dare to tease him about how needy he is
lets you make him cum onto his stomach, before you call it quits for the day, but you’ll be sure to come back for more soon
he’ll let you get him off in all kinds of ways, until eventually you two start experimenting with anything and everything you’re curious about, all under the premise of “practice”
and soon he too will feel the need to return the favour and get you off too, learning all about how your body reacts to his touch, and figuring out together what feels best for you
you’re gonna spend whole weekends at his place just fucking, and in no time you basically know each other’s bodies like the back of your own hand
and it’s more than likely that in the process this guy actually falls in love with you, and even though it’s still a whiiiile until he actually finds the courage to tell you that, he will make damn sure you won’t even think about wandering off to someone else
“You’re mine, Y/N,” - the words will repeatedly slip past his lips as he’s fucking you, and surely enough they do something to you too
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Wooyoung:
you two tend to be very touchy to begin with - even though you’re definitely not in love he gives you kisses on the cheeks or your neck all the time, and when you’re having a sleepover you can be sure it will include a good amount of cuddling
so when one day he’s spooning you, focused on drawing random patterns on the skin on your arm, and you tell him that you’ve been thinking whether he would be okay with showing you how to properly please a guy he isn’t put off by the idea at all - though he is a little surprised, both because he was of the impression you had a lot more experience than you do, and because he didn’t think you’d ever consider him the right person to come to with a favour like this (like????? who else would be a better person??????)
and this guy is so gentle and respectful with you - he’ll ask exactly what you want him to show you, what you want him to do, will ask before whatever he does whether you’re okay with it or not,...
you just end up having really sweet sex as you help each other out of your clothes and you both get a little distracted worshipping each other’s body
there will be a lot of giggling as you slowly figure out what the other likes and what not, until you end up flat on your back, with his head between your legs, and suddenly all that light-hearted curiousity turns into a deep passion
he eats you out and makes you cum on his tongue multiple times, eager to please you and to see how many more of those sinful moans and whimpers he can draw out of you
until finally you grab him by the hair and pull him away so he would give you a break to catch your breath and to remind him that he was supposed to teach you how to do this stuff
“You asked me how to please a guy,” he replies. “This is how you please this guy right here.” - at this point he is absolutely pussy drunk, there’s no going back for him
will offer to get you off every single time you have a sleepover from now on (and mysteriously the amount of sleepovers you have is suddenly increasing drastically), but he will also exert some amount of self control beforehand and let you get him off too, before he makes you feel good
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Jongho:
the first time you very awkwardly hint at him that you’ve been wondering if he’d be willing to teach you how to fuck he simply laughs
until he realizes you weren’t joking
panics internally as all the times he’s gotten off while thinking of you flash him by and he somehow manages to tell you that you’re just friends and you should really reconsider this!!!
he never actually gives you a proper answer on that day, and neither of you bring it up until like two weeks later
you’re both chilling with your phones in your hands, having made yourselves comfortable on his bed as you often do when you’re at his place, when he suddenly speaks up
“So… do you still want me to… teach you a few things?” he asks, not taking his eyes off his phone, and you can feel the nervousness radiating off of him - but as soon as you say yes that mood instantly gets replaced with confidence
“Then come here.” - he goes slow to figure out what you’re okay with and what not, but when you throw your arms around him once he starts scattering kisses in your neck as he hovers above you, he knows he can’t hold back anymore
gets you off on his fingers first, before he guides your hand to his cock and shows you exactly how he wants you to return the favour
“Wanna go all the way? Cause I’ve been thinking about this…” he admits, and when you say yes he doesn’t spare you any details
tells you about what he wants to do to you, and lets you decide which of his fantasies you want to recreate, until you end up in all kinds of positions, having him fucking one orgasm after the other out of you, until it becomes clear you’re getting tired and you really can’t take any more
you’re both very awkward after this, to the point you act weird around each other even in front of your other friends, who start wondering whether you had a fight
but as things normalize themselves between the two of you, you meet up again at his place
you decided prior to that that what happened several days ago was a one time thing, and you wouldn’t do it again
or so you thought, because as soon as you find yourselves side by side on his bed again, neither of you can deny that the only thing you’re thinking about is continuing where you had left off last time
cam!smau [skz] - [s.c.]
insta posts : changbin (+ y/n, seungmin, jeongin, minho, chris, jisung)
[a fun little smau if stray kids + y/n were all camboys/camgirls!!]
more installments to come ! who would you want to see next?
other cam posts: jisung
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"Really?" Seungmin's gaze meets Changbin's only when the older of the two finally peeks up from his phone, lips immediately breaking into a smile. He thinks it's a bit funny to make a post about their filming session happening soon - and he wants to see who people bet on. "You do know I'm topping for this, right?"
"Just this film," Changbin hums out. "But afterwards," he wags his index finger at the younger man with a giggle, leaning in closer and biting into his lip. "Afterwards, you are aaaaaall mine."
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"Soooo, how'd it go?" You coo into your phone, tucking it between your cheek and shoulder as you pull on your jeans. Changbin giggles on the other end and takes in a heavy breath, apparently still recovering from whatever they had filmed.
He hums. "Pretty good. Innie thinks it's funny to try and fight back, though."
"I wasn't trying - I pinned you down at one point!" The voice is distant but loud, making you laugh in your full length mirror. "The only reason I let you take control is because that's what we agreed on!"
Changbin tucks the phone closer to his mouth as he whispers for only you to hear, still smiling bright. "I literally ruined his hole, just wait 'til you see the video."
Jeongin cries in the background. "Yah!"
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"What're you doing?" Bin turns in time to see the flash on your phone camera, watching you duck away in embarrassment and amusement. He follows, grinning along and wrapping his arms tight around your midsection. The pool stick pins between his bicep and forearm as he sways, holding onto you. "What was that?"
"Nothiiiiing,~" You drawl with a coo, letting him turn you in his hold. His forearms lace under your thighs and he hoists you up onto the pool table, the game already long forgotten as he catches sight of the photo taken on your phone.
"Ooh," He beams. "You like me that much y'gotta take photos of me for later?" His eyes meet yours and he tips his head to properly look at you, leaning in closer between your thighs. "Mmh, forget later. You can handle a round two, can't you?"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you," Your words are mumbled in between chaste and wet kisses pressed to Changbin's lips. He's giggling the entire time, watching how eager you get to step into his apartment and meet the other. "You're the best - sharing with me like this. He's so pretty, you're so pretty - 'm gonna cum."
"Already?" His voice lilts in a teasing manner. Bin's hands find home on your hips, nudging his front door shut with his foot. He glances over to the man on the couch and you look as well, peering over your best friend's shoulder at Minho. You'd never met him before - but now you knew of him, he knew you from your online presence.
He wasn't someone who did cams very often, newer to the game but a close friend of Changbin. And about to be very close with you.
(Close enough to where in 20 minutes he's buried balls deep in your pussy while you ride him on Bin's poor couch that's seen a little too much - all while Binnie films the interaction from behind so Minho can see how good he looks on camera. And maybe to persuade him to film a little more often. He's too pretty to be hidden from the world's eyes.)
yk how hyunjin sometimes sits like he's got at least 8 inches? like in the last skz code thingy while they were on their way? he was leaning back, so fucking chill and it was so hot
but imagine going over and sitting on his lap, casually, and him caressing your thighs while he talks to the other members
–🎀
"Like he's got at least 8 inches" with all due respect i know that man is packing and anyone who thinks otherwise - i respect your opinion but i just think he's got a fucking SCHLONG. (which reminds me i've been debating writing a whole ass cock analysis (my thoughts) on these men.)
Ughhhhhh he would, too.
He'd be the type to pat his thighs for you to sit down while mindlessly having a conversation with Minho beside him. When you sit, depending on what you're wearing, he's touching you regardless - but you know, depends on if there's holes or not.
If you're wearing ripped jeans he'll stick his fingers in them and pull on the loose threads keeping them together (maybe purposefully ripping them so the hole gets bigger and shows off more of your thighs.) If you're wearing a skirt or dress he'll just run his hands over the bare skin and give little squeezes here and there, caressing over the plush and enjoying how warm you are. If you're wearing stockings he'll do the same thing as the jeans - sticking his fingers halfway down the top so that his hands are flush to your skin and pulling his hands back to purposefully snap the stocking against your thigh when he does so.
Deeeefinitely the type to enjoy holding onto and touching your thighs when you sit in his lap tho. <3
No but let’s talk about this tho. i’ve watched moistcritical/Charlie’s video’s before and i’ve always thought he a good looking fellow nice hair, facial hair connects, he looks like he showers and so on and so forth. I was never like omg he’s so fine marry me i love you but i acknowledged he wasn’t a bag looking guy. But due to recent events i have to become feral. Now those who don’t know me (none of you) I am mentally i’ll and am attracted to people who are knowledgeable in weapons and combat people you might even call a little violent (never to a harmful degree). I like men who are confident and smart and know how to articulate themselves. And one thing i find appealing about watching Charlie is his voice it’s very pleasant. And I may even find weapons somewhat attractive ig idk how to say it? with saying all of this i have to now talk about the video content. DEAR GOD i simply can’t. The way he is pulling out his guns like it’s so casual and fucking correcting sn*ako and low key being mean about it and saying it with confidence because he KNOWS what he’s talking about. The casualness of it, the tone of his voice, how matter of fact, and the robe????? bro come on.
Please tell me that I’m not the only one that got extremally turned on by this video. The robe, him holding the guns, that pic of him after working out, the immaculate shit talking.





No but let’s talk about this tho. i’ve watched moistcritical/Charlie’s video’s before and i’ve always thought he a good looking fellow nice hair, facial hair connects, he looks like he showers and so on and so forth. I was never like omg he’s so fine marry me i love you but i acknowledged he wasn’t a bag looking guy. But due to recent events i have to become feral. Now those who don’t know me (none of you) I am mentally i’ll and am attracted to people who are knowledgeable in weapons and combat people you might even call a little violent (never to a harmful degree). I like men who are confident and smart and know how to articulate themselves. And one thing i find appealing about watching Charlie is his voice it’s very pleasant. And I may even find weapons somewhat attractive ig idk how to say it? with saying all of this i have to now talk about the video content. DEAR GOD i simply can’t. The way he is pulling out his guns like it’s so casual and fucking correcting sn*ako and low key being mean about it and saying it with confidence because he KNOWS what he’s talking about. The casualness of it, the tone of his voice, how matter of fact, and the robe????? bro come on.
Please tell me that I’m not the only one that got extremally turned on by this video. The robe, him holding the guns, that pic of him after working out, the immaculate shit talking.




