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the best part of being a kid was when you realized that birth is a curse and existence is a prison but instead of being sad about it just ignored it entirely for months or even years by roleplaying being a horse or a mythical creature or a warrior cat or something 24/7
ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap
me, at 3 am, in the middle of yet another personal crisis: i need to learn 2 instruments, 1 craft and 5 languages. immediately.
girls when they're addicted to loneliness and desperation it's the strongest emotion they have ever known so their subconscious tells them it's their destiny
Queer men will bake one (1) cake, and then spend hours daydreaming of baking with a partner in the summer, laughing together, arms around each others' waist, tasting the batter on each others' lips...
“my child is completely fine” your child is in love with at least 17 fictional characters
girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation
a strong opening line is crucial. you want to hook your reader immediately—ideally before you lose interest in your own story and start a new one.
Oh? You like Minecraft YouTubers? How’s the former-gifted-kid burnout and constant questioning of your sexuality/gender???
me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today
Wow! Never been attacked like that.
Me: I’m gonna be productive and stay on top of things and start eating better and exercise and be better to myself!
Also Me:
At the moment how I feel
i had a feeling that people will like him sooner or later :)
revising your writing is just like "is this weird. is this a weird sentence. is this the weirdest most poorly-worded sentence ever written by anyone" and the sentence in question is "he walked across the room"
Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens
Me and my sensitive ass:
I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late
you ever come across a ship that you know is just going to ruin you forever? yeah that's me and vegaspete
DIY Culture:
“I made it myself for FREE!*”
*free = 3 hours, profanity in 4 languages, 1 smashed thumb, 3mLs of blood