I'm Very Funny. - Tumblr Posts
Thinking about the time I told my mom the water was running out of my bathroom but it was just water bottles in shoes and she yelled at me
that moment when you let a protein shake coagulate long enough to become solid...
call that shit uhhh
shredded cheese
best thing about listening to breakcore is you'll be like "wow what was a really interesting segment, the audio effects are so weird and cool" and it was just your headphones being plugged in at the wrong angle
I wish I could give my own works kudos. I write some great stuff
I wish I could give my own works kudos. I write some great stuff
I love this in every way
Hazbin characters but they use these greetings
"What's up, rat bastards?"
"Hello, cowards"
"What's the word, baby birds?"
"Hello, my sweet summer children"
"Avast m'hearties!"
"What it do, baby?"
"Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking"
"Hello friends and enemies"
"What's up, Demons? It's me, ya boy"
'Your fucking mom, dude.' -> Frustrated response to someone, making a crass jab and a yo mama joke.
'You're fucking mom, dude.' -> The dude mentioned is fucking the speaker's mother and we can use the cursing as an indicator that the speaker is not happy.
Grammar matters or something.