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can we please acknowledge the elephant in the room? she’s feeling unloved

hey babe, sorry i went completely unhinged and feral. it will definitely happen again

making tea

pretentious jane austen brain: i watched the leaves dance in the scalding water like a dark ballet, the steam rising and melting the morning frost on my window pane. i stirred in the sugar, quietly awaiting the spring

goblin brain: hmmmmgk leef soop

*removes my root beer flavored dumdum from my mouth and looks around ominously* what the actual fuck you guys

in this essay i will not