Incorrect Death Note Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Enjoy this assortment of Incorrect Death Note Quotes I generated at 2am
L , Light & Misa: *screaming*
Rem: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Misa?!
L : Wait, why are you asking Misa that when Light and I are also here?
Rem: Because Misa wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Misa: I'm cold.
Rem: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Light: I'm cold.
Ryuk: I can't control the weather, Light.
Light: You know, Rem gives Misa flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Ryuk: Okay.
*Later*
Ryuk: *gives Misa flowers*
Misa: ???
Ryuk: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
Misa: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Rem: Um, murder???
Ryuk: Adventuring!
Light: Tuesday.
Rem: I give up. I am so tired.
Ryuk: Get the emergency supply!
Light: *carries Misa and places them in front of Rem*
Misa: *smiles*
Rem: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
Misa: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Misa: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Light: I did?
Misa: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Light.
Misa: *walks away*
Light:
Light: They're gone Ryuk.
Ryuk, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
Ryuk: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
Light: Why is Misa's a monster?
Misa: Ryuk, you forgot Light's! Its only an empty space!
Ryuk, proudly: Exactly
Misa, staring upwards: So, Light broke up with me… haha…
Ryuk: Why are you looking up?
Misa: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!
Matt: So, are you two friends?
Near : Yes.
Mello: No.
Near : ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Mello, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
Near : You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?
Mello: If you say me, I swear I’ll—
Near : You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!
Naomi, at Beyond’s funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Naomi, leaning over Beyond’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Beyond, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.
Generator used: Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
Little death note doodle I whipped up on ibis paint with an incorrect quote off the perchance generator:
For once I actually like the way I drew Light, so here's hoping I get to the point of potential fanart wooooo
L, to Light: Did It hurt? When you fell from heaven? Knowing that nothing you will ever do can make up for your one mistake, and that you are cursed now and forever to be a mere shadow of what once was? And did it hurt when they tore off your wings? Your body becoming flesh and bone just so it can be rent asunder? Red blood staining the white feathers of your dismembered glory? And did it hurt half as much as knowing that you failed and fell from grace?