Incorrect House Of The Dragon Quotes - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

Helaena: I want to hear the 3 words !

Aegon: I love you.

Helaena: That's sweet.Try again.

Aegon: Fine. I will behave.

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1 year ago

Aemond, holding a hair straightener: Can you please make sure that my hair is straight in the back?🥺

Alicent, who has to deal with this at least 4 times a day: *sighs* Of course sweetie. Any particular reason you want to look pretty today?

Aemond: I’m going to commit my first war crime and don’t want the other kids to laugh at my hair not being perfect.


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1 year ago

Aegon: Do you think that 12 bottles of vodka is enough for the party? If not I’ll just call Hel and Aemond and ask them to pick up more after they grab Daeron and the fireworks.

Otto: This is your dads funeral??

Aegon: Yeah, that’s what I just said, the party.

*explosion in the background*

Aegon: I think Criston might need your help with the barbecue.


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1 year ago

Helaena:So if you had to set a length for acceptable stupidity, what do you think it would be?

Aemond:*turns to look at Aegon* How tall are you?

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1 year ago

Aemond: Damn you can’t even blow off some steam these days

Helaena: People die when you „blow off some steam”


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