Incorrect Hp Quotes - Tumblr Posts - Page 3
*In the Common Room*
Remus: James! Sirius and Peter are missing!
James: Why are you coming to me? You think i have them microchipped or something?
Remus:
Lily:
Marlene: …do you?
James: Yeah hold on…
Remus: I’m in love with Sirius
Lily: I’m sorry
Remus: I said-
Lily: No I heard you i’m just sorry
the fact that sirius black died during pride month idk but seems kinda homophobic to me
Peter: Hey do you have the weird urge to lecture yourself?
Peter: Like, “Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?”
James: Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?
Sirius: *screams*
Peter: I conjured him
Lily: Are you a cat or dog person?
Remus: Definitely a cat person
Sirius: *snaps head around*
Lily: I’ve never seen the look of utter betrayal before yet here we are
Remus: Wow I can’t believe you’re Sirius’s brother
Regulus: Neither can I it’s an ongoing investigation
Regulus: What happens if I hit the brake and gas at the same time?
Sirius: The car takes a screenshot
Remus: Get out
Mary: Hey Remus can I have your opinion on something?
Remus: Of course
Mary: But I haven’t told you what it is yet?
Mary: You may not even have an opinion on this
Remus: Oh I always have an opinion
Marlene: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Sirius: *grabs James’ hand and pulls him on to the table*
Also Sirius: *pushes Reg off of where he was trying to get on to the table*
Police: Sirius Black?
Regulus: No and if I ever start acting like him KILL ME
Regulus: Now shut up and help me
with this crossword i need a six letter word for disappointment
Sirius: Family
Walburga:
Regulus: Works for me
*5th year* Hermione: Good morning! Harry: Bold statement
Lily: Fuck you my child is completely fine Everyone: Your child is litterally obsessing over his enemy who has daddy issues
Draco: life is a baseball bat Harry: and I'm the piñata
Draco: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Harry
Hermione: What? Not everyone likes Harry.
Draco: Who doesn’t?
Hermione: Well, mayb-
Draco: Names, Granger, I need names
Draco : I'm going to get you an anklet with my initials on it.
Harry : Awww, that's really sweet-
Draco : It'll look good on my shoulder.
Harry :
Draco : *smirks*
Harry : *blushes*
Harry: god I hate being single
Ron: oh I bet u do
Harry: yeah.. I do. I want to be with someone.. but I want us to have that- that firey connection..
Ron: oh I BET u do. You'd love that huh
Ron: you wanna have an IMPOSSIBLE love
Harry: why are you being so weird?
Hermione: he found out you like Malfoy so this is his way of dealing with it.
Remus: So, I'm a werewolf.
James: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Irrelevant to the subject at hand, but yes.
James: ...
James: What?
Sirius: *jazz hands*
Gryffindor Headcanon
Secretly films the screen every time they go see a movie because they straight up REFUSE to pay for the DVD to watch at home.
Hufflepuff Headcanon
Becomes friends with a caterpillar, accidentally kills said caterpillar, cries and throws a funeral for the caterpillar, and invites everyone they know, including who they believe to be the caterpillar's family.