Incorrect Kotlc Quotes - Tumblr Posts
I Know This Isn't PJO But I Didn't Know Where Else To Post It:
Random Elf: So you guys are in a love triangle, used to be square, right?
Keefe, Fitz, Dex, Sophie: Yup.
Sophie:
Sophie: Wait what? Who's in the triangle?!
Sophie: Do you take constructive criticism?
Keefe: I only take cash or credit.
Our ability: We unlock the ability to ability!
-Keefe Sencen, probably
Fintan: What, do you not like fires in your school, Marella?
Marella: No comment… honestly, no comment… no comment.
Linh: Yeah, don’t do that in school.
Fintan: THIS IS HOW WE FIX HOUSES, MARELLA!
Fintan: We set ‘em on fire. >:3
Keefe, arriving just in time for The Thing: Hey guys!
Sophie: Keefe! You’re not supposed to be here!
Sophie: *shoves Keefe headfirst into a barrel*
Keefe: *flips over and starts fighting with the barrel still on his head*
Keefe: It says "No Trespassing" but I'm allergic to the rules
Fitz: And dairy
Keefe: Wow, okay. Expose me.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #1
Biana: Anyone d-
Sophie: Depressed?
Fitz: Drained?
Keefe: Dumb?
Dex: Disliked?
Biana: -done with their school work... what is wrong with you people...
Incorrect KotLC Quote #1
Biana: Anyone d-
Sophie: Depressed?
Fitz: Drained?
Keefe: Dumb?
Dex: Disliked?
Biana: -done with their school work... what is wrong with you people...
Incorrect KotLC Quote #2
(I'll be doing one of each every day)
Sophie: Where are Dex, Keefe, and Fitz?
Biana: They're playing hide-and-seek.
Sophie: Where?
Biana: I don't think you get how this game works.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #3
Tam: We need a distraction.
Biana: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Linh, whispering: My time has come.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #3
Tam: We need a distraction.
Biana: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Linh, whispering: My time has come.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #4
(Sorry for missing the one yesterday)
Biana: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Sophie: Is it me, Biana?
Biana: No, it's not you.
Dex: Is it me, Biana?
Biana: It's not you either.
Fitz: Is it me, Biana?
Biana:
Biana, mockingly: Is IT mE Biana?
Incorrect KotLC Quote #4
(Sorry for missing the one yesterday)
Biana: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Sophie: Is it me, Biana?
Biana: No, it's not you.
Dex: Is it me, Biana?
Biana: It's not you either.
Fitz: Is it me, Biana?
Biana:
Biana, mockingly: Is IT mE Biana?
Incorrect KotLC Quote #5
(so it's been a while... heh.. it's not like anyone reads these anyway so *shrugs*)
Biana, Sophie, and Dex are sitting on a bench.
Fitz: Why do you guys look so sad?
Biana: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Fitz sits down*
Sophie: The bench is freshly painted.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #6
(shoutout to @i-am-become-a-clown for being my first follower who wasn't already a friend :))
Fitz: You're a loose cannon, Keefe.
Keefe: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Biana: I think you play by your own rules.
Dex: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Fitz: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Keefe: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Sophie is a loose cannon.
Sophie: *smashes a chair*
Incorrect KotLC Quote #7
(these will all be posted at the same time every day now cause that's cool lol)
Sophie: Am I going too far?
Biana: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #7
(these will all be posted at the same time every day now cause that's cool lol)
Sophie: Am I going too far?
Biana: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #8
*Sophie is cooking*
Fitz: Any chance that's for me?
Sophie: It's for Dex. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Biana: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Incorrect KotLC Quote #9
Keefe: I'm an idiot.
Tam:
Biana:
Fitz:
Sophie:
Dex:
Keefe:
Tam: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.