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Random mugger: *points gun at Chenle* Give me your money!

Chenle: *holds up an uno reverse card* No, give me your money.

Mugger: Wtf

Chenle: *runs away*

*later to Doyoung*

Chenle: And that’s how I avoided getting mugged

Doyoung:

Doyoung: From the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Chenle?

Johnny: So, I said to myself: Kyle-

Jaehyun: Wait, Kyle?

Johnny: Yeah, that’s just what I call myself.

Taeyong: If you bite it and you die, then it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Mark: What if it bites me and it dies?

Doyoung: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot.

Lucas: What if it bites itself and it dies?

Taeyong: That’s voodoo.

Chenle: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Taeil: That’s correlation, not causation.

Johnny: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Ten: That’s kinky ;)

Winwin: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Taeyong: I know this, and I love you.

Doyong: Lucas, can I speak with you in private?

Lucas: Ooh, someone’s in trouble...it’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

Mark: I just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was was pretty good.

Haechan: That’s him officer, that’s the guy right there, take the shot before he gets away.

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