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Taeyong: If you bite it and you die, then it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Mark: What if it bites me and it dies?

Doyoung: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot.

Lucas: What if it bites itself and it dies?

Taeyong: That’s voodoo.

Chenle: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Taeil: That’s correlation, not causation.

Johnny: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Ten: That’s kinky ;)

Doyong: Lucas, can I speak with you in private?

Lucas: Ooh, someone’s in trouble...it’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

Mark: I just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was was pretty good.

Haechan: That’s him officer, that’s the guy right there, take the shot before he gets away.