Incorrect Percy Jackson - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Chiron: do you have everything you need?
Percy: yes.
Chiron: Riptide?
Percy: of course
Chiron: armour?
Percy: yep
Chiron: sarcastic comeback?
Percy: always
Chiron *all choked up*: my baby’s going off to war
Percy: remember that one time you dared me to lick a swing set?
Annabeth: no Percy i said “don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swing set.
Nico: i have issues
Percy: finally, you admitted it! Admittance is the first step towards healing—
Nico: with you.
Austin: I don’t know what’s worse.
Austin: the fact that I was related to Octavian..
Austin: or the fact that my soon to be brother—in—law just threatened to break my saxophone if I played it at one in the morning again. I mean, everyone knows that’s the optimal time for saxophone!
Apollo, watching from Olympus: I get you so much, son
Percy, freaking out: someone died at prom!
Leo: just don’t Panic! At The Disco.
Percy: what’s the word for when you’re water hungry?
Annabeth: ... do you mean thirsty?
Percy: *snaps fingers* YES
Annabeth: *facepalms*
Percy: fuck this shit i just want to go to university
Annabeth: just singing as loud and randomly as possible
Percy: im so done with this let me go home
meanwhile Hebe: STOP MANGLING A PERFECTLY GOOD SONG *turns into a baby*
been thinking about that scene in chalice of the gods when percy and annabeth are singing karaoke together. and it's so funny bc percy "if anything, i should be getting a scholarship to NRU" jackson is just stone-faced, fed up with this bullshit and just sings the song bc dammit this might as well happening. and annabeth "this quest is the least dangerous things i've had to do in my entire life, and i'm trapped in my eight-year-old body with no guaranteed that i'll return to myself" chase is just singing her heart out, adding a ridiculous amount of riffs and runs, and is definitely off-key and off tempo. like, percy could not be more pissed off about how stupid it'll be if they don't survive, and annabeth could not care any less about how they win as long as they do. this is a hilarious visual. hats off to rick.
NOTHING??? REALLY?!?! THATS PURE GOLD
Percy, freaking out: someone died at prom!
Leo: just don’t Panic! At The Disco.