Indu Reads Dostoyevsky - Tumblr Posts
I got Vanya! :D
Link to the quiz:
Imagine Ivan and Mitya finding out that their adorable baby brother shot the f*cking tsar
"Not all men-" You're right, Alyosha Karamazov would never
Being a Dostoyevsky reader and a BSD fan at the same time is so wild
I recently finished reading Crime and Punishment and now I want to see Raskolnikov and Ivan Karamazov interact
Characters who come off as cold and indifferent but are compassionate and soft inside>>>>
I recently found out that Fyodor's personality is based off Ivan's Devil and it makes so much sense now
My dream submission
I was in a school with several famous classic authors who were all teenagers for some reason and I found out that Fyodor Dostoyevsky was the ring leader of a plot to kill another author (whose name I forgot) just when I was stepping out of the school bathroom. That annoyed him so much that he made me the new target instead of the first guy.
Crime and Punishment as Incorrect Quotes
Nastasya: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Raskolnikov: Oh, I’m always running
Raskolnikov: The question is from what
..........
Raskolnikov: You're my best friend and one of the only people I actually like, I would do anything for you.
Razumikhin: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Raskolnikov: Absolutely not.
..........
Dunya: I’m going to take you out
Svidrigailov: Great, it’s a date!
Dunya: I meant that as a threat.
Svidrigailov: See you at five!
Alyosha: Mitya and I were crossing the street, and a man drove by and honked at us.
Ivan, sighing: What did Mitya do?
Alyosha: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Mitya: Who wants a steering wheel?
C&P and Macbeth pretty much have the same plot
Alyosha: Ivan... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Ivan: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Alyosha:
Alyosha: I wrote sanitize, Ivan.
I'm going through my blog posts and I'm honestly regretting not making a separate side blog for my Dostoyevsky-related posts
Personally, I don't get how people see Dostoyevsky as a really depressing author because TBK and C&P were some of the funniest books I've ever read
Oh look, I even have someone to back me up
C&P and Macbeth pretty much have the same plot
Alyosha: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, wine-
Ivan: Spiders?
Alyosha: Spiders it is then.
Ivan: No, that wasn't-
*but Alyosha was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders*