Iron Dad - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Harley: Be the first to fuck up something that nobody has ever fucked up.
Peter: I accidentally got a ferry to split in two pieces, nearly killing people in the process.
Harley: You’re on the right track :)
Tony: Harley shut the fuck—
Tony: Hey kid you should really read those novels, they’re classics.
Peter: No thanks Mr. Stark, they just seem really long and boring.
Tony: What’s that you’re reading there?
Peter, mumbling: ...a 500K slow burn Star Wars fanfic...
"We're A Long Way From Budapest"
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The way this scene played out caught me completely off guard. I didn't even know how to process it at the time. The performances we're amazing nonetheless.
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"I Am Iron Man"
2.0
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Did some touch ups to simplify the background and make it look nicer.
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It was recently brought to my attention that an anti st*rker block list exist and now I really want on it
I feel like I should have to say this because this shouldn't be an issue, but st*rker is a disgusting and toxic ship and I am compleatly against it, and it needs to die
So I was on the irondad tag on ao3, and o came across this fix that sounded really interesting--now bc I know that some disgusting people ship tony stark and a child, I was making sure that I carefully read the tags--so I almost clicked on this fic, before I (thankfully) read in the summary that it was st*rker. I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SEEING A PEDOPHELIC RELATIONSHIP WHEN I JUST WANT A FATHER/SON FIC.
For a heartbeat, Tony mentally prepares to craft a scathing critique of whatever idiot designed this thing. Then, with a hiss, the box obliges, its lid splitting apart. Some fog rolls out.
"Oh, you dramatic bitch, I love it," he clicks his tongue.
Inside the box, right on top, there's a note scrawled in sharp, chaotic, arrogant loops and lines. No signature, but then, Tony’s ego never did require one.
"Everyone loves a man in a uniform," the note reads, and Tony can't help the snort.
"Cute. Real cute," he mutters, moving the note aside.
[or]
Five times Tony time-travels back to the past and one time Bucky doesn't. Rating: Explicit @winterironevents
peter: ow! my armkle!
stephen: your what?
tony, sighing: his wrist.
tony: *makes peter a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
peter: *sips tea*
tony:
peter: *finishes tea*
tony: didn't it taste bad?
peter: yeah, but i didn't want to hurt your feelings so i drank it all
tony, tearing up: oh, okay.
peter: what do a lamb, a drum and a snake falling off a cliff sound like?
tony: not again, sto—
peter: baaaa dummm sssss
This is all I want
Stephen: Peter seems like a nice kid. I would really hate for something to happen to him.
Tony: Yeah well anything we face out here will be nothing compared to what he’s in for if we ever get back home.
Stephen: Spoken like a true dad.
Tony: I prefer the term “eccentric, wisened mentor and guide”…. (sees Peter doing something potentially dangerous)PETER GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.
Stephen: And I prefer the term “dad”.
I finally did something myself
I drew my little piece of broccoli as a ghost with Dr. Strange
I'm really proud of myself