Incorrect Harley Keener - Tumblr Posts
Harley: why are you giving us tips on how to save money?
Tony: I'm preparing you for the future
Peter: aren't you a billionaire?
Tony: I may be, but that doesn't mean I'm inheriting any of my money to you two.
Harley: You look absurd in that suit.
Tony: I have apples.
Tony: do you want an apple?
Peter: I'm depressed
Tony: I got bread
Peter:
Tony:
Peter: I mean... Sure, but how is that supposed to help?
Tony: I DON'T KNOW. I was gonna tell you I got bread but you interrupted me-
Tony: Who the hell turned off the wifi?
Peter:
Tony: Today Peter and Harley were throwing pencils at eachother
Tony: So I told them to be more mature
Tony: and Peter yelled 'TAXES' then punched Harley in the face.
Peter and Harley: *Throwing pencils at each other*
Tony: YOU TWO BETTER STOP AND MATURE THE FUCK UP.
Peter:
Harley:
Peter: TAXES *punches Harley in the face*
Harley:
*Tony telling Stephen*
Peter: I don’t care what anybody says, I stand by what I think: nachos are real.
Tony: Who-who opposed???
Harley: I’m just saying...they’re a bit sus...
Harley: Be the first to fuck up something that nobody has ever fucked up.
Peter: I accidentally got a ferry to split in two pieces, nearly killing people in the process.
Harley: You’re on the right track :)
Tony: Harley shut the fuck—