Incorrect Spideychelle Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Natasha: stop it, you guys are making me claustrophobic

Steve: What's claustrophobic mean?

Bucky: it means you're afraid of Santa Claus

Natasha: No it doesn't-

Bucky: Ho Ho Ho

Steve: STOP IT YOU'RE SCARING HER!!

Karen: Peter, what you're wearing is interfering with you fight-

Peter: RESPECT THE DRIP, KAREN

Michelle using book slang with Peter,

Michelle: Wanna chapter 55?

Peter:

Peter, softly: What?

Michelle: nvm

Ned: You told Y/N you're spiderman but I had to find out?

Peter: Don't be shocked-

Mj and Y/N, mumbling: When you're history book mentions me...

Mj:

Y/N:

Peter: What?

Ned: where have I heard that?

*Mj and Y/N look at each other*

Simultaneously: YOU TOO!?

Tony: I thought you liked the shells kraft dinner?

Peter: I'm trying something new like you said

Tony: but-

Peter: THIS IS ME EXPANDING MY PALLET, DAD.

I can't explain how much I want autistic!Michelle Jones x ADHD!Peter Parker...

Ned: When you first meet someone and it's new and exciting, you know that feeling?

Peter: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's mostly panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating.

Natasha: [sees a dog]

Natasha: [high-pitched Russian babbling]

Ned: are you good bro?

Peter: no, why would you think that?

Peter: I'm depressed

Tony: I got bread

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: I mean... Sure, but how is that supposed to help?

Tony: I DON'T KNOW. I was gonna tell you I got bread but you interrupted me-

Ned, running into Mj's room: MJ, HURRY THERE'S A SPIDER!

Mj: THAN KILL IT!

Ned: YOU KILL IT!

Mj: *grabs a shoe a slowly walks into the living room*

Peter, looking up at her: ?

Mj: *Frozen with a shoe in her hand*

Peter, thinking it's some kinda TikTok trend: *takes the shoe*

Ned: SAVE YOURSELVES!

Mj: DON'T LEAVE!!!!