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If tumbler didn’t make me love ratchet; then this fic certainly did.
I did not come here for ratchet. But damn do I love him.
Fic: life finds a way; By kyn on Ao3
Napping while on duty
Obligatory Ratchet with kids VS Ratchet with these motherfuckers.
Sometimes, I seriously wonder how anyone ever successfully accomplised anything in this show.
I think this was the episode I yelled at the screen the most. Just ask the Primes to name all of you, it’s so frustratingly easy! But no, we had to go out and hold stupid contests!
From G1 Season 2, “A Prime Problem”.
Need a little more Iron(hide) in your diet?
Now to take a look at Ironhides weaponry. More specifically his valve and spike
Includes: G1, Tfa, Bumblebee Movie, IDW, Bayverse
G1
Spike
Length: 37.1 cm Diameter: 9.1 cm Circumference: 28.6 cm Transfluid Count: 714.3 ml
Valve
Diameter: 9 cm Circumference: 28.4 cm Depth: 31.6 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 18.1 cm Circumference: 56.8 cm Depth: 63.1 cm
Are you Surviving?
One bot you could easily bang, no doubt.
TFA
Spike
Length: 39.4 cm Diameter: 9.6 cm Circumference: 30.3 cm Transfluid Count: 757.1 ml
Valve
Diameter: 9.6 cm Circumference: 30.1 cm Depth: 33.5 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 19.2 cm Circumference: 60.2 cm Depth: 66.9 cm
Are you Surviving?
100% in the bag!
Bumblebee Movie
Spike
Length: 43 cm Diameter: 10.5 cm Circumference: 33.1 cm Transfluid Count: 827.3 ml
Valve
Diameter: 10.532.9 cm Circumference: 32.9 cm Depth: 36.6 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 21 cm Circumference: 65.8 cm Depth: 73.1 cm
Are you Surviving?
Definitely a weapon our bodies can handle.
IDW
Spike
Length: 47.6 cm Diameter: 11.6 cm Circumference: 36.6 cm Transfluid Count: 914.4 ml
Valve
Diameter: 11.6 cm Circumference: 36.4 cm Depth: 40.4 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 23.2 cm Circumference: 72.7 cm Depth: 80.8 cm
Are you Surviving?
(No) I'm sure if you did it in the operating room with a team of surgeons on standby you'd likely live.
Bayverse
Spike
Length: 49.8 cm Diameter: 12.2 cm Circumference: 38.3 cm Transfluid Count: 958.6 ml
Valve
Diameter: 12.1 cm Circumference: 38.1 cm Depth: 42.4 cm
Valve When Aroused
Diameter: 24.3 cm Circumference: 76.3 cm Depth: 84.7 cm
Are you Surviving?
Another one of his many weapons that would kill you.
ratchet x human x ironhide by ratbat on rule 34
everything here is so classically g1. jokes that arent sure if theyre jokes. starscream declaring himself leader because megatron mispronounced a word. [takes off and immediately crashes]. the awful lip sync. optimus putting ravage in the trash. megatron and starscream bitching match. "i never miss at this range" [misses]. megatrons dance and flail. im so serious g1 is awful and one of the funniest shows ive ever seen
He’s finished!!
Reblogs are very appreciated!!
Please do not steal my art!!
Hi 👋 i absolutely love your art 🖖🫶🫶
But I just wanted to ask just a few small ask
I love how Bee forgives ( somewhat) Ironhide but I still feel like tension there and Optimus trying to stop it
Also, where did bee friends go? I read somewhere on another post they left him why? And I feel like he has a right to be upset
And finally, how did bee get rubble did someone just give him rubble, or is he biologically Bee I do adore single dad Bee especially that one post where black arachnid killed him, and Bee finally snapped and killed her
Finally an ask about the Predacon War au- I mean yeah sure I'll answer some of these
Yeah he does forgive him, but Ironhide wouldn't stop bringing it up
They didn't really leave him, they were long gone, let's just say he has either amnesia or psychosis
There were plans that he would have Rubble pop out of him (alien 1979 style) (why? Because I love body horror). But now I want to keep it mysterious, he just came, out of nowhere.
Yep, we learned a lesson today.. Never bring an wild animal indoor, especially a Monstercon! Autobots (c) Transformers Minibee (c) Me
Autobots in Saritaverse! Autobots (c) Hasbro
Ironhide in Winter, i like his design being human. Hope you like it! Ironhide (c) Hasbro
Ironhide
Chromia
my fav ship ❤️💓
Chromia, Ironhide (c) hasbro
( there are my old drawings )
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