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Hi hello. So, consider G1 Rumble being a humanfucker. Most of the alien's out in the galaxy are the size of the average transformer or larger, and humans are one of the few species smaller than Rumble. So he absolutely wants to dive into some human pussy. He loves how soft and squishy they are, and likes grinding his spike in between thick human thighs
Recent studies suggest our galaxy's diameter to be about 100,000 light years, even without its dark matter halo. And it's still hard to get laid here. Shame.
I remember that episode where Rumble parties with humans a bit. So yeah, why not take it a bit further?
It'd be absolutely hilarious if Rumble has zero knowledge of human gender shit and has a hard time figuring out how to get those with an "organic valve". Should he get more squishy ones? No, probably doesn't work like that. Long-haired ones, maybe? No. Ones that smell better? Nah, still no. But if he gets a human with a different set of genitals, he still can find a use for their thighs.
Hm. Xenophiliac tfa Beachcomber. Especially big fan of aliens with tentacles, loves to be filled up with cum and/or eggs, then cuddle with the aliens while he incubates their spawn
Although I'm not familiar with TFA aside from posts (mostly about MegOp size difference, lol, and Shockwave's cool design), I can see it to be very likely. Tentacles are usually full of initiative and ready to make the first move. And cuddly alien monsters? Yeah. I love tentacles. And I'm here for characters being xenosexual freaks and seeking hookups with Lovecraftian folks.
you x insecticon by kobdmcmansion
human x barricade by ratbat on rule34
ratchet x human x ironhide by ratbat on rule 34
Alexis x Starscream transformers armada by rat bat on rule 34
Silky, curly, fine, all mine
3k • explicit • sheith
Keith’s body hair doesn’t grow in properly until that Galra second puberty hits. But when it does, it’s thick and curly, and also the darkest purple in just the right light.
Featuring Shiro having a crisis over it. 💦
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Without a Word
14k • explicit • sheith
He steps toward Keith, closer than strictly necessary. It’s less than speaking distance, but they aren’t speaking, are they? The rules are different, suddenly. It would take nothing for Shiro to reach out and touch him, lifting his chin with gentle fingers, but would that say what he needs to say? Please, look at me. Tell me. His fingers twitch and stay by his side.
Shiro still hasn’t told Keith how he feels, but maybe he doesn’t have to find the words.
Mutual pining, alien ritual, non-verbal consent, primal play, kink, bottom Shiro, soft AF. Originally written for AlexAbrhmDraws / kettish for sheithlentines 2020.
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Only Natural
9k • explicit • sheith
When Shiro agreed to cover a colleague's lecture, he hadn't realized it pertained to Galran mating and reproductive biology. And that was either a blessing or a curse, because, as it would so happen, Shiro had a particular interest in the subject. That interest was Keith.
Fluff & smut getting together romp w/ purring, hand-play kink, toe beans, overstim and bottomshiro 💦 written for @goldentruth813′s yummy prompt suggestion.
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Pour Your Heart Out
6k • explicit • sheith
Keith precums a lot and worries Shiro won't like it. This is clearly the most unfounded fear of the century.
Keith gets vulnerable body feels as he and Shiro embark on something new. Reassurance, body worship, vers/bottomshiro, and v messy sex all around.
Collab with the amazing and talented Owen (the_shadowking on twt); his sketches are tucked inside, so open for a surprise. 💦
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us {& only us}
17k • explicit • sheith
Lost in space, a siren rescues Shiro in the nick of time. He is grateful, truly, but the stranger’s silent, weightless world leaves Shiro totally off-balance. While the merman nurses him back to health, they learn to meet each other halfway.
Hurt/comfort, no dialogue, touch-starved boys, xeno kinks. Written for @hazeleks for sheithlentines 2021.
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Wild About You
6k • explicit • sheith
If Keith is losing his mind, this doesn’t seem so bad. The breeze is warm and even the silence feels like good company. “So why are you talking to me? If you, um, don’t usually talk.” It seemed worth a try. Keith blinks, glancing around. “Oh?” I hoped not to frighten you. But you will have to eat, if you are to regain your strength. “A thoughtful meadow.” If the breeze could sigh with exasperation, it just did.
Just a soft fic about Keith falling for a nature spirit and getting down with a meadow lmao, please accept this humble offering. 🌱🌷🌿
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Quiet Far Too Long
24k • explicit • sheith
Keith thought the winged lion would devour him, not take him home to his nest.
Mythical monster romance, hurt/comfort, size difference, xenophilia and somno 🦁✨ for Rig! Written for sheithlentines 2022.
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“Make Me” Alien/Reader
Sentence Prompts #1: “Come over here and make me.” Thanks to @good-girl-gone-exo for sending in the prompt. Huge thanks to @hufflesmonsters for encouraging me through the writing process (without you I would have flailed) and @elizabethtarington for helping me edit and also brainstorming with me.
Characters: Male Alien/Female Reader Content: Lemon/NSFW, oral sex, PIV sex, Aliens scenting their mates, Word Count: ~5100
You’ve been working on a Qasallian starliner for a month, and you’re ready to go home. Still, you’ve got a job to do, learning about the large, bat-like Qasallians, even if they’re not making your job easy.
You’ve got datapads full of notes on what they look like. They’re humanoid in some ways; their bodies are basically human-shaped, with two legs, and two arms. They have six fingers, and four large, clawed toes with a dew-claw type appendage at the back of each foot though. Their head is also human-like, though they’ve got oversized, bat-like ears, which can swivel to pick up sounds. Their eyes seem large in their faces, and apparently they change color with their moods. You haven’t seen this phenomenon yourself.
The two most remarkable differences between a Qasallian and a human are their wings and their tails. Their wings are membranes which match the color of their skin, and which most closely resemble bat wings. Their tails are a few feet long, with a small tuft of fur at the end.
If your job was writing about their appearance, you’d be done by now. But it’s not. You’re supposed to be writing about their culture, and there’s the problem. None of them will talk to you.
It would be much easier to do your job, you think, if the Captain hadn’t decided from your first day on the ship that he hated you. As soon as you’d set foot in the hangar where you’d been set to make introductions, he’d stiffened, and begun to glare at you. You didn’t know what you’d done, but it must have been egregious, because none of the crew would come near you. Offending the Captain of a spaceship was a surefire way to get ostracized.
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SPIKE BECAUSE I think I havent drawn him in a long time and I miss himb :3
Also wanted to practice the comic format
Talking mad shit about an article as a seasoned Alienfucker
SO. The article in question is this:
https://reelrundown.com/movies/The-Top-10-Sexiest-Aliens
I’m going to rant about why it was funny to me in a strangely not funny way. Keep in mind this is written out of sheer boredom, this isn’t supposed to be serious, but I’m criticizing this article because I want to and because its actually bullshit.
So basically the list counts as such:
10. Serleena Xath (Men in Black)
9. Queen Tyr’ahnee (Duck Dodgers)
8. Princess Neytiri (Avatar)
7. Aayla Secura (Star Wars)
6. Ella (Cowboys and Aliens)
5. Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy)
4. Leeloo (The Fifth Element)
3. Caprica Six (Battlestar Galactica)
2. Darth Talon (Star Wars)
1. Sil (Species)
I sorted them out into four distinct categories.
I reckon you can already see why this is funny to me. Because most of their choices. Don’t look like aliens. You can’t make a list of fuckable aliens and list off aliens that look indistinguishable from humans. That just means you like humans
I can excuse Neytiri and Aayla and Talon, Gamora’ and Tyr’ahnee are on thin ice, but c’mon man. Come on man. At least put some actual aliens for the rest.
I dunno, maybe I just don’t understand the Normal Person Gaze (tm) but if you ask people who I feel like this article is for then Venom would be on there without question.
Anyways. Have a good evening.
Come on guys, it's Star Wars! The top three can't be exclusively composed of white humans 🫠
The Rules:
Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the character in last place will be eliminated.
If there are multiple characters tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every character in last place will be eliminated, even if all the characters have tied equally.
When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
If the character that you consider the hottest isn't listed here, hit the 'what about ___???' option and reply to this post with the overlooked character. The character with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'what about ___???' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated. Welcome to the party, Jyn and Cinta!
This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)
Hera bites the dust.
Don't let us down, Ahsoka! The xenophiles are relying on you!
Round Ten!
The Rules:
Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the character in last place will be eliminated.
If there are multiple characters tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every character in last place will be eliminated, even if all the characters have tied equally.
When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
If the character that you consider the hottest isn't listed here, hit the 'what about ___???' option and reply to this post with the overlooked character. The character with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'what about ___???' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated. Welcome to the party, Jyn and Cinta!
This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)
Well, Anakin's going to be throwing a tantrum tonight. Padme has been outvoted!
She'll join hubby in the trash compactor... maybe Anakin's rage will be tempered by his Padawan making it through.
We're very close to the end... who will our finalists be? Ask me about why the winner should be Ahsoka.
As always, just an unbiased observer. Time for Round Eleven!