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my red flag is that, if I see a spider near my bed, I will proceed to sleep in my chair instead.
i disappear now and again to do stuff and every time i come back jason has a new kid he's adopted.
every single time.
Hey Tim it’s your old buddy Wade here to tell you that I got Peter hostage in my car and if you want to set him free you’re gonna have to pay the low low price of 15 dollars
I was gonna ask for 20 but Mint Mobil shot the price down those little rascals
Anyways call me back…or don’t…I’d just like the money and you’d just like for me to get out of your askbox I’m sure
I'm sorry but you have the wrong tim
you are probably looking for @timdrakesstaff
my apologies, but hey you are always welcome here
-timothy
I found an old ultrakill oc in my sketchbook so here ig
They were supposed to be some wrath exclusive machine made by humans to reassemble a filth idk I might remake it
Katherine Plumber has so typed out a love letter or two, or at least the beginnings of one, on her fancy type writer titled ‘to Jack’ and then immediately crumpled them into a ball and tossed them into a bin and Wanted To Die because Oh My God What Is She Doing. He’s just A Boy and she has an Embarrassingly big crush
Say what you will about Christianity (and boy is there a lot to say) they have the aesthetic down to pat. Like drinking blood and eating flesh weekly is metal af
The crucification, God being a perfect example of how gender is a social construct. Mans isn't biologically anything, But He uses He/Him because He is a father and He aligns with the social constructs related to it.
Biblically accurate angels
"We are legion for we are many" that's just a rad line man
Jesus being super socialist
The surprising lack of misogyny in the bible
Now also to be fair a lot of the modern aesthetic is stolen from other cultures and or religions (like Christmas and Easter and such)
Also the pope he's just a funny little guy who gets to live in his own little country and have his own little popemobile.
Yelan! My favorite little oc of mine and my silly Curse of Strahd PC
(They're such a goober)
Please Ignore my bad Fanfiction
I pulled into the parking lot and Suicide glanced at the building before he hurriedly sunk into the seat.
“What the hell are we doing here?” Suicide huffed, crossing his arms. I cocked my head at his overreaction, looking out the window to the sign that read ‘Scotland Yard’ before looking back to him.
“Well, we’re going to meet my friend like I told you-”
“I can’t go in there- they’ll cuff me for just wearin’ leather.”
I sighed, shaking my head. “Well... I’m gonna gonna fight you that leather pants should be a crime, but you’re with me,” I reached over to tap my gloved finger on his new metal skull mask that almost matched my own. “you’re wearing one of my masks. They can’t touch you without dealing with me- just don’t do anything stupid Suicide, I can’t change the law.”
* Just a little bit of what I write. In the setting of Sherlock (TV) and with the boy in chains, Suicide, from Return of the Living Dead.
Reblog if you play an instrument or sing
I wanna see how many musicians are on tumblr!
I’m sorry for lack of writing DD: I’ve hyper fixated on hunger games and it’s all I can think about right now. Give me a week and we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled program
generate a killjoy name here and tag with what u got
Here’s a crappy attempt at stop motion lol
If any of my new followers wonder what my life with my abusive mother is like…I could go on and on about the torments I suffer but to give a brief picture let me give you a list of things I am not allowed to do without my abuser's permission:
Leave the house
See or speak to anyone IRL, or have any IRL friendships with anyone she doesn't approve of
Call anyone
Buy things for my personal pleasure such as books, art commissions, merchandise, etc. (she only minds if she catches me which isn't often but every time I buy something this hangs over my head)
Donate to friends or charity (again, she doesn't often catch me but every time I do this it hangs over my head)
Put money into my private bank account instead of our shared bank account
Have Internet time or any free time whatsoever
Vote
Practice my religion
Experiment with my gender
Buy clothes I want
Wear my hair in a style I want
See a therapist or otherwise have full autonomy over my own medical treatments
Study using the methods I find most effective rather than the ones she suggests
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts she's failing English and I'm failing geometry We started tutoring each other last week; it's actually going pretty well.
Literally saw this and died. I almost started screaming
i just know they hit that one spot. every time. each thrust.
It ain't good,but it's somethin'.
I was bored- so very bored.
Face practice
The moment when you get a horrible haircut and want to cry but all that comes out of your mouth is: "That´s exactly what I wanted, thank you!"
when you’re chewing loudly and obnoxiously but you’re also kim taehyung so everything you do is adorable no matter what