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I drew Drusilla! I could’ve sworn that it’s the hair that makes her look goth.
KREWSTARS INSANITY
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People who will be tearing each other's throats Contestants: Top Column, left to right: Rainbow, Gold, Funneh, Lunar, Draco 2nd Top Column, left to right: Reine, Kronii, Bianca, Shien, Oga 2nd Bottom Column, left to right: Roberu, Ina'nis, Exer, Aubrey, Kaguya Bottom Column, left to right: Twisting Tiger, Kuroo, Kenma
Who do you think will win? Who do you hope to win? Who do you think will form an alliance? Find out and stay tuned on...
KREW...STARS...INSANITY!
Krewstars Insanity: EPISODE 0
Megalli: FINALLY, we get this show on the air! It's been hell trying to set this up!
Botson: Tell me about it!
Megalli: Towards the audience! Welcome one and all to the show! I'm your host, Megalli!
Botson: And your co-host, Evan Botson!
Megalli: And we are..
Megalli and Botson: *in unison* KREW!
Megalli: STARS! INSANITY!
Megalli: We brought in eighteen contestants who will battle in teams OR by themselves! But regardless, one contestant will be eliminated every episode! Whoever wins, though, wins 150,000 bucks! The ships are one their way to bring in our passengers!
*The ship arrives. Gold is the first to walk out, and she looks like she is bossing other interns around. She has shades on.*
Gold: Quick! Quick! If you miss anything, I'll make sure that it will be on your future resumes!
Megalli: If it isn't GoldenGlare, the fashion queen! Your siblings are with you, right?
Gold: Well obvi! They should be out it a minute.
Lunar: *yawns* Finally. What took this ship so long?
Rainbow: Thank you for having us! That's what you meant to say, right Lunar?
Lunar: Yeah, whatever.
Funneh: WHOO! Okay, Krew, let's beat these guys as an alliance!
Draco: Funneh, what if we decide to do this on our own?
Funneh: *mouth hanging for a few seconds* YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
Draco: I dunno. You look like someone who would slow me down.
Funneh: TAKE THAT BACK!
Megalli: Look! It's another ship arriving!
*Another ship arrives. Shien and Oga are the first out of the ship.*
Oga: You ready for this, Shien?
Shien: You bet I am, big guy!
Reine: Nice to meet everyone! Thank you for having us and me! I'm Reine!
Roberu: I'm ready to win! I'm the winning son, after all!
Kronii: I wouldn't count on it, y'know.
Roberu: What do you mean by that, friend?
Kronii: There are EIGHTEEN contestants. *takes out calculator.* That would be... 5.5% that you'd win by luck alone.
Ina'nis: Plus power!
Kronii: And power.
Roberu: How could anyone be so pessimistic?
Kronii: Not pessimistic, REALISTIC.
Botson: AAAAND HERE IS OUR LAST BOAT!
*The last boat arrives. Exer is the first to leave the boat.*
Exer: aaahhh! Finally! I can breathe!
Aubrey: Can you move out of the way, dude?
Exer: Sorry.
Kaguya: Why hello, nice to meet you all. My name is Kaguya Shinomiya.
Shien: Shinomiya? Like the BILLIONAIRE COMPANY! Why do you need money, anyways?
Kaguya: Umm... I-
Oga: Let her be, Shien.
Shien: But I GOT TO KNOW!
Bianca: Excuse me.
Reine: Hello! Who are you?
Bianca: No.
Reine: ... Okay.
Kuroo: We got this, Kenma!
Kenma: Why did you sign us up for this, Kuroo?
Kuroo: Because we like money! And winning!
Kenma: ...
Twisting Tiger: I feel you man. I hate reality shows.
Kenma: Then what are you doing here?
Twisting Tiger: I'm getting out of my comfort zone.
Kenma: Ah. Same.
Botson: Before you enter, I just wanna say this. No electronic devices, and NO HARMFUL POWERS. They are taken away in you haven't noticed.
Exer: Oh, PHEW!
Lunar: WHAT?!
Megalli: PLEASE! READ THE CONTRACT! You are all expected to play this game WITHOUT any unfair advantages. WHICH MEANS, no powers. Only skill.
Kronii: Crud!
Oga: Man...
Lunar: THIS ROTS!
Megalli: NOW you may enter the mansion to make drama and cut each others' throats open! RIGHT HERE! ON KREW... STARS... INSANITY!
DEVIOUS TRIO
They are so devious!
Krew as a Dungeon Meshi Party
Funneh - Katarine Ludvich Pronouns: She/Her Orientation: Bi (preference: male) Species - Half Dwarf, Half Elf Role - Picklocker + Gadget Knowhow Best Attribute - Speed Weakest Attribute - Discipline Weapons (if any): Bow and double-edged Sword Rainbow - Bet'vua Pronouns: She/Her Orientation: Ace Heteromantic Species - Pandoran (Na'vi Tribee) Role - Healer + Combat Best Attribute - Discipline Weakest Attribute - Defense Weapons (if any): double-edged Dagger
Lunar - Lumei Ludvich Pronouns: She/They/He (primarily she) Orientation: Bi (preference: none) Species - Elf Role - Magic + Storage Best Attribute - Defense Weakest Attribute - Dungeon Smarts Weapons (if any): Spell Book + Staff
Draco - Adonijah Karasu Pronouns: He/Him Orientation: Pan (preference: none) Species - Elf (Avian Elf (raven)) Role - Puzzle Solver + Cartographer Best Attribute - Dungeon Smarts Weakest Attribute - Attack Weapons (if any): Spell Book + Wings (can fly)
Gold - Goldia Óg MacTÃre Pronouns: She/Her Orientation: Pan (preference: male) Species - Human (Wolfwalker) Role - Main Combat + Night Look-Out Best Attribute - Attack Weakest Attribute - Speed Weapons (if any): Mace
Krewstars Insanity EPISODE 1 PART 1
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Lunar: Y'know, if we can't have magic, then we'll just make it! Let's have a magic pact!
Ina'nis: I agree, I'll join you in on it!
Oga: Hear hear.
*Lunar looks at Exer.*
Lunar: Hey Jackson! Do you do magic?
Exer: My name is Exer. Exer Campbell. Uhmn, I do magic, but I can't control it.
Lunar: Cool! So Jackson, do you want to join our magic pact?
Exer: *confessionals* I don't want to do magic. Again. Never ever. Nope. Over my cold dead body.
Exer: *creaks a smile* I'll think about it. *runs*
Lunar: Jackson would most likely be happy to just us!
Oga: I doubt it.
Ina'nis: Maybe I can go talk to some other supernatural people to join us. Like Twisting Tiger!
Lunar: Twisting Tiger?
Ina'nis: I'm sorry, have you SEEN how fast his is on the soccer field? He could definitely be an advantage for us! I'll go fetch him!
Oga: Wait wait wait. Before we fish Tiger in, we need him to reel Exer in too. Exer is more than likely startled by magic, just by the face he made. We need Tiger to befriend Exer so we can take two birds down by one stone.
Lunar: That's a good idea!
Lunar: *confessionals* That's a stupid idea.
*Meanwhile, Gold sees them at the distance.*
Gold: *confessionals* Lunar, Oga, and Ina are making an alliance and are planning to get Exer and Tiger too. I might have to make my own alliance to secure that.
*Gold meets up with Roberu and Reine.*
Gold: Hey there. Roberu. I propose an alliance with you.
Roberu: Heck yeah!
Reine: May I join with you two?
Gold: Sure! Three is the best alliance number.
Roberu: But there are 18 of us. We could easily be flushed out by other votes.
Gold: I never said we couldn't sway other people's votes, haven't I?
Roberu: No, but-
Gold: Exactly. Leave the mess to me.
Roberu: *confessionals* I may or may not just slightly regret joining this alliance. Oh well.
Reine: *confessionals* Making an alliance is good. Very good. But I'm scared that things might get messy. Gold does not look like she would cut slack.
*Kaguya meets up with Aubrey.*
Kaguya: Hello. I'm Kaguya.
Aubrey: Aubrey. Name's Aubrey.
Kaguya: May I put my luggage in your room? I brought in a lot, considering how long we'd be here.
Aubrey: No? Why can't you ask someone like Rainbow? She looks like she'd love to waste her space for you.
Kaguya: What a crying shame. Oh well.
Aubrey: *confessionals* She has NO needs to be offended. Everything was saying was true.
*Kaguya meets up with Rainbow.*
Kaguya: Rainbow, may I put my luggage in your room?
Rainbow: I don't know.
Kaguya: *confessionals* The Aubrey girl was right. I'll see more of her soon.
Kuroo: Kenma, you need to get off of your switch.
Kenma: You don't know that.
Kuroo: Yes I do.
Kenma: If I stay here longer than you do, I'l prove you wrong.
Megalli: (on the intercoms) Challenge Time! Meet me in the frontyard!
Kuroo: 'Kay, bet! I'll go see who we're gonna vote out soon.
Kenma: Then I'll do the same.
*They both go to the frontyard.*
YALL
What if I made a storyline spinoff blog where Lunar meets Exer in the "Beyond, Beyond, Beyond" as his magical therapist? and the story blog is called "Arcturus Beaming" like the Crane Wives song?
CupcakKe as soon as I accidentally called her Funneh:
How many people in the aphmau fandom also watched yhs by itsfunneh? For research purposes
Yhs Sexuality and Gender headcanons
Funneh: Bisexual Girl She/Her
Gold: Pansexual Girl She/Her
Kyran: Bisexual Boy He/Him
Alec: Demi-bisexual Demiromantic Demi-boy He/They
Valerie: Polysexual Girl She/Her
Senpai: Heterosexual Boy He/Him
Yandere: Doesn’t care
Felicia: Bisexual Girl She/Her
Brittney: Lesbian Girl She/Her
Evan: Bisexual Genderqueer He/Xe/They
Aly: Bicurious Girl She/Her
Evelyn: Lesbian Girl She/Her
Prince: Homosexual Boy He/Him
I love itsfunneh but sometimes i reconsider my 6 years being a fan when i just watched felicia and brittney dab and only dab for ten seconds straight and be proceedingly booed off stage, and then minecraft hatsune miku starts performing and then the crowd goes fucking wild.
I would like you all to meet itssanneh.
The fusion of itsfunneh and sans
(I'm still trying to work out her au)
Krew probably won't see it here but meh
#krewfanart
Warning : blood, middle finger
The krew demons
Funneh : greed ring
Lunar : wrath ring
Draco : pride ring
They were once a angel but have made a sin
(They were being to violence, prideful and greedy )
And they were sent to hell
Each fall into a different ring and each grow more powerful than the rest
Making them a overlord in each ring.
Krew : demons vs angel au
Tommeh!
EHHH
