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Batfamily: Batman & Robins
Ex-Wives Ex-Robins
Fired (Dick)
Murdered (Jason)
Moved on (Tim)
Fired (Steph)
Murdered (Damian)
Still on (Jarro)
We're fired, murdered, live!
[...]
Everybody knows that we used to be six Robins
But now we're ex-Robins
Gotham, make some noise!
All you ever hear and read about
Is our dad and the way it ended
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
You're gonna find out how we got un-adopted
Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice (ha!)
[...]
Fired
My name's Nightwing, the first Robin
Was with him a whole ten years, I'm a paragon
Of heroing, my loyalty is to the citizens
So if you try to fire me
You won't try that again
Murdered
I'm that Red Hood guy
And I'm up next
See, I almost made him break his rule
Yeah, I'm that important
Why did I get blown up?
Well, my shorts may be green
But the Joker made them red!
Moved on
The third Robin, the only one he never chose
Untrue!
When his son was newly dead, I arrived
But I'm not what I seem
Or am I?
Stick around, and you'll suddenly see more
Fired
Spoiler! I'm the fourth Robin.
Ja
When he saw me fighting he was like
Ja!
But I couldn't follow rules as well as Dick
Funny how we all discuss that, but never Batty's little
Prick up your ears, I'm the Robin who is blood-related
Murdered
Cause of his promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your pets, and lock up your swords
D Robin is here, and the fun's begun
Still on!
Five down, I'm the final Robin
I'm always with him till the end of his life
I am the starfish, Jarro the great
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said, I bet you wanna know how I got this far
Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Thought:
Six the Musical but instead of Henry’s ex-wives, it’s Batman’s six Robins
Danny and Billy are hanging out after a justice league meeting and decide to play lethal company after tucker told danny about it
justice league members are concerned about the supposed monsters that they've been fighting on their free time, like is this a threat???
jon pestered damian to play lethal company with him in exchange for telling him what kryptos favorite treat is
jon and damian stay at the watchtower for a while and come across danny and billy talking about lethal company
Damian: Batson, I demand you let us join your game
Billy: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
Damian: I know who everyone is
Damian: hmm i wonder why batson is so comfortable around a dead ghost that's supposedly been around for ages and should realize all his lies
now its the four of them saying concerning stuff ab fighting monsters and what do you mean jon got eaten by a massive forest giant twice
batman and superman know exactly whats going on and just sigh and warn them not to get into trouble
bonus:
damian and jon are telling the other two about that one time they went to space to fight a giant starfish, and hal, being off world at the time, is like, haha thats the game that superman told me you guys were playing right?
damian and jon: ???
jarro, being carried in damian's arms: no...? they went to space to beat up my evil space dad
Reblog to have Jarro appear in Batman: Wayne Family Adventures
It would be so chaotic and wholesome 🌟