Jegulus Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
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James: Aww, Reg, so romantic with all those candles!
Regulus: first of all, I'm summoning a demon-
Oui oui isjdbisjdjs Lafayette ass. Onarchy- Anarchy ass
*The Balck brothers speaking French*
James: *Literally melts on the spot and finds it extremely hot*
Remus: Shut the fuck up, I don't speak croissant.
James: I’ve got a question to ask you
Regulus: as long as it’s not “will you marry me”
James: *silence
Regulus: wait
Regulus: was it?
Regulus: was it “will you marry me”
James: Well I’m not going to ask now
Regulus: no! Restart!
James: moments gone
Regulus: then bring it back!
Only The Brave be like :
Sirius: stop dating my brother
James: you know what I'm gonna date even harder
Sirius: what does that even mean
James: oh you know
i would like to think james said "bRoThErFuCkInG" before sprinting in the other direction to said brother to quote "help reggie hes going to kill me"
james: i’m pansexual!
sirius *snickering*: that means he’s attracted to kitchenware
james: lol no, it means i’m attracted to ur brother
sirius:
james:
sirius: yOu mOtHeRfUcKiNg-
james *runs away*:
BEAT HIS ASS MR. POTTER!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Fleamont Potter who makes a plan the day he takes in Sirius Black as his own son in 1975.
Fleamont Potter who waits until James makes Regulus his son-in-law to make a heartwarming “father-of-both-grooms” speech at their wedding reception.
Fleamont Potter who leaves said wedding reception to go find Orion Black in his swanky members-only billiards hall—saying:
“Hello, my name is Fleamont Potter. You abused my kids, Sirius & Regulus. They’re fine now, but the same can’t be said for you.”
& then breaks Orion’s kneecap in with his own pool cue.
[The vision]
Regulus learning about muggle witchcraft and discovering the power crystals
James pulling pink rocks out of his coat: Who put this in my coat pocket?
Regulus: It’s a muggle thing
James: …
Regulus: They bring you luck
James, doesn’t understand but happy his boyfriend thought of him: Oh, that’s so sweet of you, Reg
Regulus, under his breath: I have you now
James: I love cats because they’re all cute and grumpy and aloof and you really have to work for their affection.
Remus: …Kind of like Regulus?
James:
James: Yes.
James: Fuck.
James: My stomach hurts
Regulus *staring at the empty ice cream container*: Did you literally just eat all of that
James: ...no?