Kang Saebyeok - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

Sangwoo: Hey guards! It's homophobic the tux round wasn't earlier when Ali was alive. Saebyeok *nods*: Jiyeong too.


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3 years ago

Jiyeong: Bye bye bitches! Sangwoo: Aren't guys you forgetting something? Jiyeong: Oh! *comes back and kisses his forehead* Sangwoo:-_- Saebyeok. Saebyeok* comes back and hands him his wallet* Sangwoo: And my keys Saebyeok *pulls out keys from bra* Sangwoo: My credit card. Saebyeok *pulls out credit card from socks* Sangwoo *sigh*: I guess keep the lighter.


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3 years ago

Saebyeok *steps out in graduation tux for graduation ceremony*: Get a load of this, fuckers! Gihun *starts crying hysterically*: They grow up so fast! Sangwoo* tentative pat*:Gihun. Gihun *still crying*: Seems like yesterday she was this tiny little shrimp picking my pockets

Sangwoo : GIHUN! Get it together, you're supposed to be driving her to the ceremony. Ali *whispers*: Can't you do it? Sangwoo: Oh um...I don't have a driver's license. Ali: Bitch fr? Sangwoo: Yeah the instructor kept yelling "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL BOTH OF US!" and then I finally started crying and yelled "YEAH! SEE YOU IN HELL." and crashed straight into a wall, so that's how I sort of got uh... banned from every centre in Seoul.


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3 years ago

Saebyeok: Hey Sangwoo, if Gihun's my bi dad, you're my cool gay uncle right? Sangwoo: A little lesson? As your uncle, cool or not, you should know flattery doesn't work on people who hate themselves. What do you want? Saebyeok: Geez okay tough crowd.I want a cigarette.

Sangwoo: Absolutely not, what did Gihun say before leaving?

Saebyeok: Yeah but he's not the boss of you. Ali *walking in*: Lmao you little gremlin shit Sangwoo's too smart to fall for tha- Sangwoo *already lighting her cigarette, defensively*: What?


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3 years ago

sangwoo *kindergartener white girl voice*: no girls on my team, only boys, girls have cooties.

meanwhile, gihun:


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3 years ago

oh ilnam the day he came up with squid game : i'm feeling homophobic today guys, violently so.


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3 years ago

Sangwoo: Han Minyeo give me your axe. Han Minyeo: My what? Sangwoo: Your axe? All women carry one?

Han Minyeo: Why would I carry men's deodorant. Sangwoo: Are you fucking stupid, why would I use deodorant, what am I? A frat boy? The tool! Han Minyeo: WHY would I casually be lugging around A FUCKING AXE? Sangwoo: FINE what about a blow drier? Don't tell me you don't have a blow drier.

Han Minyeo: Cho Sangwoo, have you ever, in your life, met a human woman? Sangwoo: I don't have time for this, Jiyeong! Saebyeok! Y'all have a blow drier? And an axe? Saebyeok: Duh, what kind of woman doesn't carry an axe.

Jiyeong *pulling out blow drier*: Of course I'm not an animal!


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3 years ago

Ali: You'll never leave me right?

Sangwoo: Are you kidding me, why would I do that? You're gonna get custody of all my friends in the split if we break up. Literally none of them like me more than they like you.


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3 years ago

jiyeong: i like how you guys pretend to be accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended?


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3 years ago

jiyeong *barges in on Sangwoo ugly crying*: Bitch we need to have a chat about you tryna kill my girlf- hey c'mon don't make me pity you shady gay boy, it's the gateway to me adopting you.


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3 years ago

gihun: if I punch myself and it hurts does that make me strong or weak. ali: it makes you strong! oh ilnam: it makes you weak, pussy. sangwoo: interesting so the dilemma here is, is your pain tolerance low or your strength high. for this you need to collect data from other canditates and compare. punch other people and be punched.

jiyeong: yeah do it !

saebyeok: it actually makes you an idiot.


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3 years ago

saebyeok: hey sangwoo wait, gihun what was that burn I had you write down? gihun: its says here "What did the calculator say to the other calculator, pause for effect, why does this- saebyeok and gihun in unison:-sad man own the two of us, yes!


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3 years ago

sangwoo: every time you yell at your friends put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat them to dea-


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3 years ago

The Characters Reaction to When They First See You

a/n: hi! okay this is my first ‘imagine’ on here and yeah. so bare with me pls bc I am a student and i’m sometimes busy so yeah. hope you like :) if you want me to add more people in future ones lmk !

Tw: death

characters:

Seong Gi-hun

You had just woken up and there were already people fighting. Being the nosy person you were, you ran into the crowd and got in front of people to see everything go down. That's when you saw him, he was being confronted by a big scary dude. He began yelling and running around, it honestly made you giggle and that's when he saw you in the crowd. He completely stopped what he was doing just to stare at you, mesmerized by your beauty,¨Woah...¨ He whispered to himself wondering how someone like you ended up there. You awkwardly turned to see if anyone else was seeing what you were but everyone's attention was caught by some men wearing reddish pinkish suits coming in.

Kang Sae-byeok

It might not look like it but her eyes are always watching especially when she first sees you wake up. Something about you caught her attention, you were so happy and full of life. Everyone was so nervous and scared but you were so happy and smiling, you introduced yourself to everyone who wanted to say hi to you, but once her eyes left you, you appeared in front of her scaring her a bit,¨Hi Beautiful I´m y/n¨You extend your hand out to her, she looked at it and lightly shook it,¨I´ll see you around!” You smiled, turning around to meet new people but her eyes never left you.

Hwang Junho

You went back to the games you really needed the money and after seeing you guys had to break a damn cookie you lost it. You never thought you would be breaking a circle or else you would die, people were getting killed everywhere, but once you finally popped the cookie carefully you stood up and showed the guard, tears falling down your face. That's when he saw you, he almost reached for your face but you pushed yourself back you were confused. Another guard saw and called him over, you ate your cookie while walking away but all he could think of was saving you.

Cho Sang-woo

This man tried so hard not to have any emotion in the game after all he was smart and knew only one person could make it out, he couldn't have feelings involved because it would be hard to continue but when he saw how you threw yourself over the line during the first game everything changed. That's when he saw you, your body flying in order to fight for survival. You lifted yourself up from the floor dusting the sand off you, you felt a pair of eyes watching you, your gaze met his but you only rolled your eyes laughing. You knew better than to let your emotions get to you, you needed that money.

Abdul Alis

Your chest was pounding, everything around you was fuzzy, you were confused and scared and that's when he saw you. You were on the floor covered in blood, you didn't know what to do, you thought you were dreaming and all you wanted to do was wake up. Sadly this was a nightmare because you felt someone lift you up, you slowly teared your head and saw him, he began walking you both until the doll said redlight, he turned his gaze towards you,¨Are you okay?¨He asked, all you could do was stare into his eyes in order to calm yourself down. You both were making it to the finish line when some guy tripped, he quickly pushed you to the red line while he helped the other guy out, this man was truly an angel.


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3 years ago

The Character And Your First Kiss

a/n: okay i kinda liked some of these and idk if i should continue them… lmk if you'd like to see part two !!

Tw: sad

gender neutral reader :)

Seong Gi-hun

He would probably be super hesitant and if he kissed you it would be spontaneous. It could be after the glass game when it’s just the four of you left. After the whole glass floor explodes and Gi-hun hugs you to protect you, he gives you one last look before crashing his lips against you. It catches you off guard at first but you're feeling so many emotions you can’t help but kiss back.

Cho Sang-woo

Sangwoo wasn’t thinking anymore. All he knew was that he loved you and that’s why he chose to kiss you right after the dinner. Gi-Hun and Sae-byeok were talking about something but while you and sangwoo talked he pulled you in and gave you a kiss, a kiss you had been waiting for. You wrapped your arms around him and you felt him slide his fingers up your back but just because Sangwoo loved you didn’t mean he didn’t think differently, that’s when you felt something being stabbed to your back, you tried to pull away but Sangwoo held you closer, you tried pushing him back but it was too late, you had already bleed out on him.

Kang Sae-byeok

She wasn’t acting like herself, she was more shaky and very distant, more than usual. After the dinner you went to her bed where you guys talked about everything which was weird in your opinion, she was being very open and you decided to open up. You guys were together on the bed, lips inches away until she connected both your lips. You'd kissed people before and thought it was weird that her kiss was wet but you realized she was crying. you pulled back to see that your hand was covered in blood. You quickly ran to the guards begging for help but when you came back it was too late.

Hwang Junho

¨I need to go y/n!” He cried, he had completely fallen in love with you. He wanted to make sure you made it out of the games alive and be able to find his brother,¨I promise I will come back and save you and all of this will be over”He mumbled taking both your shaky hands but something in your stomach told you this was a good bye. He noticed you couldn't look him in the eyes, that's when he slightly cupped your face and gave you a slow but passionate kiss. You both pulled away smiling a bit,¨I´ll come back for you¨He smiled. You finally nodded which made him more peaceful, he put on the mask again and walked you to the main room.

Abdul Alis

¨Look you can pair up with someone else and we will meet again, Sir Sangwoo and I will even try to help you both!¨ Ali tried to convince you but something felt off,¨I promise!¨ He smiled, his voice cracking a bit. You have him a strong hug but that wasn't enough for him, when you went to leave and find a partner he grabbed your hand and pulled you towards him, that caught you off guard but his smile eased every worry away, he slowly leaned down and gave you a soft peck,¨We will meet again¨ He smiled, you nodded hugging him. Once you both finished your goodbyes you went with your partner and walked into the small town thing,¨Huh...Marble Game?¨ You thought to yourself


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