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lifts i did while reading edgedancer cus shes my favorite
szeth and lift the greatest besties + him just being the Troubled Guy that he is
Lift & Wyndle doodle from class last week
Ignore Laios looming in the background lmao
Lift Hands Out Nicknames
As requested by @onlymollygibson :)
Lift calls Dalinar "Tightbutt," Nale "Darkness," and Wyndle "Voidbringer" -- she seems to assign nicknames based on her personal impression of a guy (gender neutral). So if Lift assigned nicknames to other characters, what might those nicknames be?
Lift: Attention, everyone! I have decided to assign ALL of you nicknames.
Dalinar: Uh, Lift? This is actually a very important strategy meeting about--
Lift: Hush, Tightbutt!
Navani: [covers her mouth quickly to hold in a laugh]
Lift (turning dramatically toward Navani): And as for you!
Lift: In my head, I WAS calling you Mrs. Tightbutt, but I heard plenty of people talkin' during the invasion.
Lift: You are now The Mad Scientist.
Navani: With the "The"?
Lift: With the "The."
Lift: That's how you know you've storming made it.
Lift: (points at Kaladin) You're Longlegs.
Lift: Because you are very tall.
Kaladin: ...
Shallan: I am literally always saying that!
Lift: Thank you for your contribution! You are Strawberry.
Shallan: Because of my...hair?
Lift: Yes.
Lift: And you also have a general "jam-loving" aura about you.
Shallan: ...That's a strange thing to be able to tell at a glance.
Lift: Is it though?
Adolin: Do me! Do me!
Lift: Can do, Horse Girl.
Adolin (nodding sagely): It feels right.
Lift: Venli ain't here, but for the record, I call her Freedom.
Lift: Not allowed to talk about why.
Lift: You! (Points at Szeth, who was barely visible in the corner)
Lift: You're Shadows and your sword is Munchies.
Nightblood: Yessssss I get a nickname!!
Szeth: I know you are wise, small one, but....why?
Lift: You're always following someone else around like their shadow. You like to be in the shadow. You're dark but not dark like Darkness is dark.
Lift: It's stormin' layered.
Szeth: I had no reservations about your designation for me.
Szeth: I was more questioning Munchies.
Lift: She likes to eat. What can I say?
Lift: [To Renarin] You're Four-Eyes.
Renarin: ...Because of my...glasses? That I...no longer wear?
Lift: What? No!
Lift: Because you can see the present, the past, the future, and the truth. That's four things!
Renarin: Oh...that's, uh, actually very deep.
Lift: I don't only look at butts.
Lift: By the way, Tightbutt--the fact that you still have the best butt in the room remains highly suspicious.
Dalinar: ...
Dalinar: Can we get back to our meeting now?
Lift (shrugs): I was never stopping you.