Like It's Fine (am Assuming You Are The Pushups Person Too) - Tumblr Posts

doublejango

1 year ago

cross your wrists behind your head, you fuck irl

Your ask came in like immediately upon that post going out, habibi. I'm reaching for the spray bottle rn...

Am kidding, no need to chill, you are allowed to enjoy whatever you enjoy however much you want to enjoy it. <3 And ironically, no, I really don't. Not anymore. I'm pretty damn aroace, and my last relationship was a few years ago. I don't get crushes on people, and it generally takes someone hitting me with a stick and saying "HEY! I have feelings!" before I will notice.

But! I'm glad you're enjoying the read-along! I just wanna say a quick mun =/= muse though, just in case. I am not Blitz, and Blitz is not me. He is a ho (said as a term of endearment), while I am a potato who would rather spend all day hiking to look for albino banana slugs than try to flirt with any seriousness.

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blitzos inbox shut up dj ooc nsft i know a chunk of you are personal or fandoms blogs which is totally cool i just sometimes overthink and wanted to make sure you know that mun doesn't equal muse <3 also i am not suuuuuuper comfortable w commentary about my irl adulty life like it's fine (am assuming you are the pushups person too) and i am not offended or anything but i would appreciate it if there isn't more of it

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