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'TIS NOTHING OF THE SORTS. 'TIS BUT A RUMOUR. YOU GOSSIP! YOU NINNY!
i wouldst NEVER engage with one of such concentrated montague blood, no matter how much kindness rests in my heart! such a suggestion is appalling.... to tarnish my name and soul in such a manner is unforgivable.
do NOT go to romeo, for he would also be sickened by such implications!!! for shame, mercutio... you should know i plan to wed your cousin and have a. erm. happy, mundane, sedentary marriage with him. and bear his sons. and whatnot. i don't know.
and do NOT go to your benvolio. if you tell that thing even a part of this i swear....
(please do not tell my father. or tybalt. they'd have my head.....)
o hark, god! hark, angels! hark, spirits and my ancestors up above!
hark, and hear my pleas for mine cousin! catty tybalt, whom so often bares his claws, is aiming to hiss and scratch at those of the montague house... whilst i share his contempt and have lived to beseech the montague name, i believe not in the treachery of war and hate! not when mine heart has been taken captive in the gallows of the enemy's boy... and his heart be in the gallows of capulet girl, i am sure 😕
hark, and let these things not return to what they wast! do not let them come from whence they came! this terrible feud, bring it to an end, a feud now only of name! and if thee do not bring it to a stop then let us all be damned, for tybalt, catty tybalt, is bound to have his messenger pigeon confiscated again!! 😭😭
good morrow, verona! it hath been decided that me and my house shall be gracing the local bostonian pizza for some fine dining! tybalt, now released from his grounding, will also be attending. i just pray he squabbles not with my father. ❤️😁
a horse stepped on mine father's foot. i dost fear for tybalt, for this frustration plus that of the birthday party incident may lead him to an early demise/grounding.
let us ne'er speak of the birthday party incident again.... not until we all have recovered and feel ready to share......... 😞♥️
i posted on ao3 :))
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37574920
summary: As she is getting ready for the party, Juliet reflects upon her mother and the possibility of being married to Paris.
I'm not sure what this is but have it anyway
This is Lord Capulet’s theme song