There Is No Romeo And Juliet - Tumblr Posts

'TIS NOTHING OF THE SORTS. 'TIS BUT A RUMOUR. YOU GOSSIP! YOU NINNY!

i wouldst NEVER engage with one of such concentrated montague blood, no matter how much kindness rests in my heart! such a suggestion is appalling.... to tarnish my name and soul in such a manner is unforgivable.

do NOT go to romeo, for he would also be sickened by such implications!!! for shame, mercutio... you should know i plan to wed your cousin and have a. erm. happy, mundane, sedentary marriage with him. and bear his sons. and whatnot. i don't know.

and do NOT go to your benvolio. if you tell that thing even a part of this i swear....

(please do not tell my father. or tybalt. they'd have my head.....)

o hark, god! hark, angels! hark, spirits and my ancestors up above!

hark, and hear my pleas for mine cousin! catty tybalt, whom so often bares his claws, is aiming to hiss and scratch at those of the montague house... whilst i share his contempt and have lived to beseech the montague name, i believe not in the treachery of war and hate! not when mine heart has been taken captive in the gallows of the enemy's boy... and his heart be in the gallows of capulet girl, i am sure 😕

hark, and let these things not return to what they wast! do not let them come from whence they came! this terrible feud, bring it to an end, a feud now only of name! and if thee do not bring it to a stop then let us all be damned, for tybalt, catty tybalt, is bound to have his messenger pigeon confiscated again!! 😭😭