Love Pathetic Pieces Of Shit - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
Elves are usually those serene, elegant, beautiful, calm and composed mf's. Which is why I chose to make the elven wizard of my story the most pathetic piece of shit ever like this man knows no sleep, his skin knows no peace because it's medieval times and magic doesn't cure acne, he constantly gets thrown against walls and off cliffs by his vampire ex because my god he's an asshole and he deserves it so muchhhhh
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