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Lissie, how can you say F1 needs to improve its diversity then choose to date someone who uses racist slurs as their snap? JFC, motorsports is full of privileged white boys, could you not find one who isn't grotty?

"Will Clem be anything other than steamed in Brazil?" Absolutely not, no. Is anyone watching from Brazil, have we got any Brazilians in the chat, and if so could you tell us what time it is in Brazil? […] Three AM, so yes, I would say that Novalak and Armstrong are currently in full flight in Sao Paulo. I'd be very surprised if they're watching the race, I'd be very surprised if they are asleep. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

James Harvey Blair on the Japanese GP commentary stream.

Finally caught up with the Screaming Meals Indy GP commentary, so have some highlights:

The fact that they spent the morning with James taking sexy shots of Clem emerging from a pool is just - asaljdgkfdk.

C: Yeah, it’s my backbone, well stiff. Yeah, nah, I’ve been walking around with a little bit of a kink. J: Hardly unlike you on any normal day mate, walking around with a bit of a kink.

C: Obviously Marcus starting off P11. What’s new? J: Prince of P11. Fuck me, if I had a dollar for every time he’s started P11. P11 or P13, he only deals in odd numbers.

J: I can sort of lubricate the process for you. The learning process, take you through that sort of, we’re going to go in pretty hard.

C: Marcus, the biggest dur-brain on the football front, if you could say. J: Not just on the football front. C: Well, no, on plenty of fronts.

J: I tuned into the SidePod earlier this week - the bastard’s wearing my shoes.

J: We were all a little bit - let’s say distracted by the events of the afternoon. C: Bamboozled. J: Yeah. Shitfaced.

J: He’s quite a fit looking young man.

C: Have we got a lot of content to talk about? J: No not particularly mate which is somewhat intimidating for sort of junior commentators like ourselves, but veterans in the sport of talking complete shit  so I’m not feeling too nervous about it.

J: Has [Sting Ray Robb] noticed that the front of his car doesn’t look the same as when he got in it? C: Hey, I’ve made that mistake a couple of times there. (his little giggle kills me)

J: I thought I’d throw that information in there to sound intelligent, but if it turns out to be false then I’ll look like a real dick.

C: I think he’s been dadooshed from behind. J: It’s always difficult when you’re not expecting to be dadooshed from behind.

C: Marcus has picked up 2 spots, he’s now back to P11, and it’s same old same old for Marcus Armstrong.

J: The McLarens all stacked up in reverse order of the team favouritism.

J: [Harvey’s] going to feel like an OnlyFans model at the moment, that car’s going to be doing all sorts of vibrating.

C: Sometimes it do be like that. J: I forget that you’re three years younger than me.

J: We’re officially out of tequila now. C: Shit. That’s no good….jeez you poured a lot in there!

J:  I thought you looked fabulous (about Clem in the swimming pool)

I love how they switch between ripping the absolute shit out of Marcus to being utterly ride or die for him in the race.

C: A chunderous amount of understeer there. J: A chunderous amount? What’s a chunderous amount? Is that a word? C: Yeah. Chundersteer.

J: I’ve been referred to as motorsport’s premier social climber. C: Probably yeah, you could be called a motorsport socialite.

Did Clem genuinely manage to miss the fact there was a live shooter incident next to them in Long Beach omfg. C: Thanks for not telling me about it, ‘cause I would have freaked out.

J: He’s not learned from his mistake, which is on brand for Marcus Armstrong.

C: We’re unlapping! J: Have we unlapped ourselves? (I love that it’s a team effort 😂)

No you took a screenshot of Clem’s crotch.

C: We got friendship bracelets. J: Yeah, they both snapped within a week. C: Which obviously is not really good omen to our relationship. J: I’ve still got the beads.

C: Tell you what, I won’t be walking straight tomorrow. J: What have you got planned??

C: Palou was like well in front, he’s already won this fucking race, I don’t know why we’re still watching. J: Oh, we’ve got a few ponies in this race mate.

J: The indycar graphicing system sucks balls.

C (trying on James’ glasses): I look quite French. J: You are French.

J: I’m going to sell [Herta] into the Parisian sex trade.

J: You know that meme? C: About? J: …yeah, a bit broad, wasn’t it.

J: I’ve ordered two brand spanking new pairs of white chinos for the Monaco Grand Prix weekend. I figured I’d keep one pair in my bag at all times. In case I shit myself.

C: That’s what Marcus is going to end up with. A willy. J: Huh? C: A willy trim. (Prince William’s haircut)

C: Ibiza, great place, I’m going Ibiza. J: Course you are. Scumbag.

C: Sechs, my favourite number.

C: Show us Marcus! I want to see a bit more of Marcus.

J: Careful mate. You’re not allowed to not know who people were any more. (ouch 😆. also that went completely over Clem’s head 😭😆😂)

J: Mr Double-Fister with the celebration.

Screaming Meals - Abu Dhabi Grand Prix commentary - 26.11.2023 (for @suzie-shooter)

Screaming Meals - Abu Dhabi Grand Prix commentary - 26.11.2023

*BTS of the first screaming meals episode*

James: Hey, Mate?

Felipe: Yeah?

Clem: Can people breath inside the washing machine?

Felipe: No! Of course not why- WHERE MARCUS!?!?!