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MORE DRAWINGS!! The first is the Zane drawing I said I left at school. The others are weapons, since I can mess up humans but I can't mess up weapons lol (*MY ART*)
The Ninja will literally go batshit crazy if they hear these 6 words one more time:
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"There's something I haven't told you"
CHAT AHHHH
ITS LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY UPPER BODY WTF.
Almost 2,000 pieces, pray for me and my future back problems🙏🙏💀😞
Also this bad boy was EXPENSIVE, almost $140-
Ninjago characters in my style part 8! - Wu
ninjago powerless modern au except they’re just batshit crazy
kai sets people on fire
lloyd eats grass
jay owns a taser and shocks people
nya water boards people
zane throws ice balls at people
cole throws giant rocks at people
wu is the weird uncle that enables them
Some Incorrect Quotes
Kai: Cole and I are adopting a kid.
Jay, not paying attention: That's co-
Kai, slamming the adoption papers on the table: It's you, now sign here.
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Jay: *screams *
Kai: * screams louder *
Zane, looking around: Should we stop them?
Nya, eating popcorn: Nah, I wanna see who wins.
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Zane: Jay, why is there a pentagon on the floor?
Jay: You told me to satanize the Monastery before you got back.
Zane: ...
Zane: I said sanitize, Jay-
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Kai: Get in the box.
Zane: Why do I nee-
Cole: Jay wants the love of his life for Christmas, now get in the box!
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Wu: *dies*
Pixal: Does anyone here have medical training?
Cole: I'm a DJ
Nya: I resell knives
Kai: I use she/they
Lloyd: I'm looking for therapy
Jay: I put milk before cereal
Zane: All of the above. In that order.
It's pride month! So, I'm gonna update my headcanons (if I don't mention something, then it's automatically cis or het) :D
Lloyd: Trans, aromatic asexual (he/him)
Kai: Bigender, bisexual (fem pref) (she/he)
Zane: Non-binary, demiromantic pan asexual (they/any) (not it/its)
Cole: Gay, greysexual (he/him)
Jay: Transmasc, intersex, bisexual, demisexual (he/they/any/zap)
Nya: Bisexual (she/her)
Pixal: Transmasc, cupioromatic, queer (he/they)
Skylor: Trans, lesbian (she/her)
Vania: Demigirl, Sapphic (aer/she)
Morro: Non-binary, lesbian (she/he/they)
Echo: Transfem, neptunic (she/it)
Harumi: Trans, lesbian (she/her)
Akita: Wolfgender, intersex, pan (woof/she/it)
Sora: Transfem, lesbian (she/meow)
Arin: Non-binary, bisexual (they/them)
Wlydfyre: Intersex, unlabeled (any/all)
Geo: uranic (he/him)
Scott: Trans, gay (he/him)
Mr. Frohicky: Gay (he/him)
Wu: Bisexual, asexual (he/him)
Garmadon: Gay (he/him)
Misako: Pan (she/her)
Master Wu: I don't have a favourite ninja, I love them all the same
Master Wu:
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
E V E R Y O N E ! !
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Ohh that definitely is something where maybe Zane, Pixale and Wu could bond with, I can definitely see them Being the tech trio of The Ninja team XD but that also could be A big Angst au for Wu
AU where everythings the same, kinda, but Cyber wu from s3 had MAJOR consequences.. Aka, Wu permanently being part robot. He cant even use shifting to get rid of the parts, he has to have holographic tech just to help with it.
So I've been rewatching Ninjago and I just got done with season 3: Rebooted episode 6, and I noticed/realized something. At the end of the episode Garmadon (all cured of evil) says this to Wu, "You wanted them to take risks..." "How far must they go!" Is he...worried about them? And throughout the entire season, if you look close enough, he seems worried about how far the ninja push themselves, and who is the one that thought them that? Wu. I'm not the biggest fan of Wu and I have neutral feelings towards Garmadon but this one scene makes me like him a little. He seems genuinely worried about the ninja, not just Lloyd. Yes, he's not the most patient but honestly, he seems like he'd be a far more greater teacher than Wu if he'd never been corrupted. I'd like to see a scene where the ninja learn of all these things he's said and start to see he's not so bad after all and that he does care for them in his own way. I wonder what a bonding moment between each of the ninja and Garmadon would look like after they learn of these things and realize he's not so evil after all.
Are we not gonna talk about how the only people that stayed dead in Ninjago were Jay's biological parents and God?
OK cool.
kai did not learn how to do makeup from nya, NYA LEARNED HOW TO DO MAKEUP FROM KAI
her liner is always sharp but it always takes her a couple of tries but kai does it without a mirror, liquid liner, one hand, no prayers, while yelling at jay, holding a depressed lloyd in his other arm, one swipe and bam. people are dead. volcanoes erupt. the fsm comes back to life. wu spills his tea. lloyd gets therapy. there are many with power greater than man may ever bear witness to but even their knees will feel a chill that freezes their very souls at the twin blades that sharpens this one man's eyes. eyes that kill and perhaps even he doesn't realise it. kai jiang-smith, master of fire but also master of eyeliner. nya never fails to be grateful for everything her brother has ever done for her, but especially for teaching her how to always. always. have bomb eyeliner.