My Dumbass Missed The Safety Button - Tumblr Posts
4 years ago
Omgfhaghsayah.
I was just sitting on the couch about to scroll through Tumblr and my 4 year old cousin, who I hadn’t realized was looking at my phone, sees a small glimpse of this post before I quickly turn it off, and goes, “Was that ketchup?”
I’m DEADDdddd. ☠️
I was like yup it’s ketchup bud, lots of ketchup, weird right? He’s like that’s funny, he has ketchup on his face.

In the dark of the night people will find her (find her). In the dark of the night, just before dawn.

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9/11
911 on fox
911 fox
maddie buckley
i’m dead
the innocence of a child
thank god he though it was ketchup
I almost threw my phone when I realized he was watching me scroll through Tumblr
lmao
and then as I’m trying to post this he comes up to me with a handcuff around his wrist
and asks me to take it off and proceeds to give me a heart attack because I though I needed a key to unlock it
we don’t have a key
my dumbass missed the safety button
what a day
and it’s only 3 PM