Nanbaka Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Extra: (At first I read Mitsuru instead of Mitsuba :v so heres Mitsuru in heels)
The incorrect quote thing is from @incorrectnanbakaquotes
I just drew it jsjs
Jsjs this one is mAh favs
I love drawing Qi
Again the incorrect quote thing isn't mine it's
From @incorrectnanbakaquotes
Jyugo,to himself: you know maybe things aren't so bad , from here.. you got the nice ocean breeze , just alone with my thoughts
Elf*appearing from nowhere*: hey Jyugo~
Jyugo: GOD DAMMIT!!
All the inmates on a field trip/for a picnic or something idk
On crack/in a nutshell
Honey and tsukumo: this place is so hot!
Liang: rock why the fuck do you have Legos on your shoes
Nico:*gasp* You HAD IT THE WHOLE TIME!!
Jyugo: you interrupted my brooding!
Qi: Listen listen I have what you want so give me what I asked for
Nico: BUT- I need it for my concoction You can't keep my manga away from me
Qi: No you can't have it until you give me back what I want
Nico*walks to him and pulls him closer by the shirt*:YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!
Qi *sweat drops*:W-wha
Upa:tha fuck
Rock: ok guys listen this is going into crack shit territory
Uno:this is obviously a sore point
Trois*points at a small hill*:we need to get over there and just like fucking chill the fuck out
Musashi: everyone is so tense..
Hajime,dragging Jyugo back to his cell: how many times are you gonna run I've captured you 17 different times
Jyugo:I feel like it's gonna be at least 18
Hajime:......
Hajime,to himself:the audasidy of this bitch
Upa,to Qi: look at this you ruined everything this is all your fault!
Nico *pushing Upa a side*: LIANG! DUDE..Y-you listen.. you got any weed on you man like since we're here
Liang*facepalms*: NO w-wha- your the only one that smokes weed here Nico... except for maybe Qi -_-
Qi: hey!
Hachiman:OH!-
Everyone:......
Hachiman: speak for yourself motherfucker!
(Hachiman is the pig head guy just saying)
Trois: Honey you have to apologize to Jyugo
Honey: fine
Jyugo:..
Honey: unfuck you or whatever
Rock: don't you eat any of my food
[leaves his lunch lying around and comes back peering from the corner]
Rock* in high pitched voice* IM HUNGRYYY
[at a reunion]
Hajime: Samon!
Samon: Hajime!
Kiji: Hajime!
Hajime:bird man!
Kiji:*gasps in drag queen*
Kenshirou: Kiji!
Mitsuru: MITSURU! :D
Momoko:*tries not to beat everyone up*
Musashi : even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself :3
Nanbaka buts as things I've texted/said
part 2
Kiji: do you desire to be bitch slapped
Samon: when we meet again I'm going to bonk you so hard that I'll send you back in time
Elf: haha ✨murder✨
Trois: with all due respect...wtf is going on
Inori: *fake coughs* dude pass the bible
Upa: I'm not male or female 🔥IM A GOD🔥
Qi: aH yEs the grass is made out of grass
Nico: *listening to 7 deadly sins op* yes ban my husbando
Liang: it's time to excersis..*exserise
Fuck spelling
Okina: shut up, i watched dr.strange I'm a doctor now
Upa: hey Qi pass me the salt
Qi: here you go- wait..... did you just call me by my name
Upa:yeah why
Qi: *moves away from him* who are you and what do you want -_-;
Liang: *with a cross* where's the real upa -_-
Samon: *sees that everyone has shaved legs and face except qi* inmate 71 you need to sha-
Qi: no
Samon:*proceeds to chase him around with a shaving machine* listen here you little shit
Qi: AAaAAaaA
Upa: *surrounded by candles and wearing a cloak* bring in the sacrifice!!!!
Liang: *also wearing a cloak and drags qi all tied up to a pentagram* let the demons eat the old man!!!
Qi: *moves around* wait! no! the demons um- don't like old ppl!! aH- i taste like trash!
Mitsuru: *watching from cams* what a nice day to sacrifice ppl-
Samon: ikr *eats ice cream next to him*
Mitsuru: why are you-
Samon: don't ask 👀
Musashi: *breaks down door holding a beer* ......
Kenshirou: *stares at him confused*
Musashi: ding dong-
Kenshirou:...... where did you get that?
Qi: *happy Chinese noises*i have a bottle of dirt :D
Upa: -_-; why are you happy about that?
Liang: *confused* it's just dirt
Qi: because i can do this- *dumps a bit of dirt on upas head like just a tiny bit* -u-
Upa: AAaAaAaAaA!!!!!! OLD MAN! 💢💢💢
Houdzuki: why do you come to work so late?
Inori: idk that's just how I am maybe
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Inori,at 3 am: *watching penguins of Madagascar in the dark* haha Dave
Cell 8: *also watching in secret* D a v e
Honey: you're ugly
Uno: *pulls out uno reverse card* no you are :3
Upa: you have ugly french fry eyebrows-
Uno: *bonks him with uno reverse card* no you
Hajime: get your ass back in your cell 💢
Uno: *throws him uno reverse card* no yo-
Hajime: *slaps him into a wall* 💢
Elf: I found a dead body in my trunk today...Which is strange because-
Elf: I remember putting 2 in there yesterday
Jyugo: *half awake* Elf it's 3 am do i look like i care-