Stuff I Wrote - Tumblr Posts

NANBAKA but as things I've texted/said

Elf: crunchy, crunchy children

Rock: I'm hungryyy! FOR VIOLANCE!!!

nico: well that sucks.. alexa play despacito

Hajime: you stupid or you chew water

Upa: i swear if you send me another "you are smol" tiktok I'll go apeshit

Jyugo: oh fuck- I'm feeling again guys

Qi: you know what fuck it *lays on grass* earth consume me now!!

Honey: do you think i give af..no, no i do not

Seitarou: you can't get rid of me now we're friends :)

Nanbaka buts as things I've texted/said

part 2

Kiji: do you desire to be bitch slapped

Samon: when we meet again I'm going to bonk you so hard that I'll send you back in time

Elf: haha ✨murder✨

Trois: with all due respect...wtf is going on

Inori: *fake coughs* dude pass the bible

Upa: I'm not male or female 🔥IM A GOD🔥

Qi: aH yEs the grass is made out of grass

Nico: *listening to 7 deadly sins op* yes ban my husbando

Liang: it's time to excersis..*exserise

Fuck spelling

Okina: shut up, i watched dr.strange I'm a doctor now

Nanbaka but as things I've texted/ said part 3??

Musashi: *stretches and some bones pop* oh shit- my bones cracked in 3 different lenguajes

Hajime: kuu my great child......stop meowing bitch, I'm not giving you my taco

Nico: of course i have dignity! *Proceeds to lick spilled juice on table*

Elf: god has let me live for another day and now it's everyone's problem :>

Upa: AAAAAAAAAAAAH CURSE THIS MORTAL BODY!!!! 💢

Qi: maybe they need more pressure to grow *grabs plant * grow faster or else-

Rock: screw gender I'm just calling everyone beans

Samon: *to inori* You're not fat you just have tibbies my friend

I did a thing...