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♚ Love Actually Starter Sentences ♚
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“If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around.”
“She’s the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.”
“Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.”
“It’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you.”
“It’s my favorite time of day, driving you.”
“Without hope or agenda - Just because it’s Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you.”
“Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?”
“Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for, and our special relationship is still very special.“
“And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger.”
“He says no one’s gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.”
“I could just have him murdered.”
“Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!”
“Shit, I can’t believe I’ve just said that. And now I’ve gone and said “shit” - twice. I’m so sorry.”
“But… you never talk to me. […] You don’t like me.”
“Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace, and come Christmas gave it to somebody else…“
“Yes, but you’ve also made a fool out of me, and you’ve made the life I lead foolish, too!”
“Let’s do it. Let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love.”
“Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?“
“Basically, you’re fucked, aren’t you?”
“There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?”
“Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?”
“Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!”
“You turned out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.”
“No, no, we’ll want to have sex in every room. Including yours.”
“All I want for Christmas is you.“
“I don’t want something I need. I want something I want.”
“No-one’s ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.”
“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.“
Bah Humbug Starters
"Fuck the lights, fuck the tree, fuck everything. Where's the gin?"
"No I'm not wearing that. I will kill you if you put that anywhere near me."
"You know what I want for Christmas? For it to be NOT Christmas."
"If I hear this song one more time there will be blood."
"Yay for you. Glad someone got what they wanted for Christmas."
"No I'm not going to a stupid party."
"The light display is really great this year. Don't be such a downer."
"Ooo. I'm going to be visited by some ghost? Goodie for me."
"Some of us have to work on Christmas."
"I'd rather dig my eyes out with a spoon than visit your family."
"Can't we just stay home and do nothing? I hate people."
"I just want a parking space somewhere in this hemisphere, is that too much to ask?"
"And the 'Woe is me' telethons on TV begin..."
"I don't care what you think, we're getting a tree."
"Merry-effin'-Christmas."
"Some random woman walked up to me, said Jesus loved me and gave me a hug. What the hell was that about?"
"Ho, ho, ho. Where's the beer?"
"Come on. Smile! It's Christmas."
"I'm done with snow and elves and tinsel. I just want to curl up and sleep until after New Years."
Voice Ask Meme!
I think hearing people’s voices is really cool, but I haven’t found a voice meme I’m happy with, so I wanted to make my own!
Here’s how the game is played: If you want to hear me do any of these, just send me the number(s) you want to hear and I’ll make an audio post! Include whatever specifics you’d like to hear me do in the ask - these are more guidelines than actual rules. Basically, it’s just like any other ask meme, only I speak the answers instead of typing them out!
1) Give an introduction!
Put specifics in the ask
2) Read a poem!
Feel free to specify a poem in the ask
3) Read a passage from your favorite book or fanfiction. Alternatively, do a one-person-show of a scene from a movie or play.
Feel free to suggest a passage or scene in the ask. If you want me to do a dramatic reading of Green Eggs and Ham, I will.
4) Tell a joke. (Preferably a really bad one)
5) Tell a story from your childhood.
Feel free to suggest a story in the ask, like asking me about the first time I did x, y, or z!
6) Tell me about the most exciting thing you’ve ever done or would like to do.
7) Tell two truths and a lie, so that people have to guess which is true.
8) Give an instructions on how to preform a task of the asker’s choosing.
Example: If the ask says “teach me how to dougie,” you must give vocal instructions on how to dougie.
9) Can you record yourself speaking in different languages/accents?
10) Sing a song, if you dare!
Feel free to suggest a song in the ask! (If I don’t know the song, I might sing you something else instead, but I promise it will still be worth your while.)
Feel free to reblog so more people can play!
Ask Me My Top Five _____ of 2015
a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation
alt!
send alt! for a muse from past / present / future
annabelle dockery // novel based, guest muse. “ i drink from the gifted because they can heal as naturals cannot && i drink from my friend because he is full-hearted enough to bear it & yes, i LOVE him but i am not IN love with him you see ——- yes, we’ve ( fucked ) once or twice. but his KINDNESS, his HONOR. his LOYALTY ; that is what keeps me safe && knowing i’m not hurting anyone, that his sacrifice is merely a not - ch in the bars of this entire cage they’ve shoved our kind into. so judge me, call me monstrous or pathetic for not feeding on the blood of man but you will leave him out of this. “
worried starters
trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )
“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”
Beetlejuice sentence pack
“Now that’s a big fella, whoa!”
“Hey, where you going?” *grabs and kisses*
“Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation.”
“Hey! Look out for that–!”
“Handbook for the Recently Deceased… I don’t think we survived the crash.”
“Cabin Fever, Hun?”
“Well I can’t clean anything properly. The vacuum is out in the garage and we can’t leave the house.”
“Maybe this is Heaven.”
“Little gasoline, blow torch. No problem.”
“I could live here.”
“Careful, that’s my sculpture! And I don’t mean ‘my’ as in I bought it, I mean ‘my’ as in I made it - it’s mine.”
“Oh, look! An indoor outhouse.”
“Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean.”
“I will go insane! And I will take you with me!”
“I have a feeling there’s something very interesting behind this door.”
“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?”
“I’ve planned out a stroke from the amount of MSG that’s in this food.”
“My whole life is a dark room.”
“What the hell are you doing out there?”
“Don’t worry, I locked the door.”
“I’m the afterlife’s leading bio-exorcist!”
“You didn’t actually think that was going to work, did you?”
“Can’t you see I’m relaxing in here?”
“Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can’t.”
“Boy, oh boy, this place just keeps getting weirder and weirder.”
“Start simply. Do what you know. Use your talents. Practice!”
“Don’t even say his name! You don’t want his help.”
“I didn’t want to bring it up, but rather than have you stumble onto it and make another mistake, I’ll tell you.”
“Well how do we contact you if we need you again?”
“This is so corny. Is this what we’ve been reduced to?”
“The moaning is important. Really moan!”
“Cut it out! I’m a child, for gods sakes!”
“I feel so stupid!”
“If you guys are gonna do that weird sexual stuff, do it in your own bedroom.”
“You’re not scared?”
“You know if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits!”
“I myself am strange and unusual.”
“Anyway you can’t scare her. She’s sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.”
“What if this is a dream? Can you guys do any tricks to prove I’m not dreaming?”
“What happened?”
“Hey, look at that.”
“I say we open it.”
“If I’ve over stepped my bounds, just tell me. Come on.”
“What are your qualifications?”
“I’ve seen the Exorcist about a hundred and sixty seven times, and it keeps getting funnier! Every! Single! Time I see it!”
“Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.”
“I saw some ghosts.”
“We did it! Let’s watch them scatter! Any minute now they’re going to come running out that door screaming! …Any minute now.”
“You have got to take the upper hand in all situations. Or people, whether they’re dead or alive, will walk all over you.”
“Why are you doing this?! Leave me alone, all of you!”
“Never trust the living!”
“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.”
“You know, you look like somebody I could relate to.”
“I don’t know what your signal means.”
“It’s too late. We have to go through with this.”
“Wait, what am I worried about? You can’t even change a tire.”
“Stop it! No!”
“It’s too late. I’m sorry.”
“I want to get out. For good. In order to do that, hey! I got to get married!”
“Hey, these aren’t my rules. Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules.”
“It’s showtime!”
“Well, I’m back! I feel real good about myself, you know what I mean.”
“That! ..Is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore, babe.”
“Oh, jeeze. I mean, I don’t know. It’s kind of a big decision.”
“You know I got it, Honey.”
“I’m telling you, Honey, she meant nothing to me! Nothing at all!”
“I told them no way. I said it was against my religion.”
“Okay! I believe you!”
“Sorry. Didn’t see you sitting there.”
“Shake! Shake! Shake, Senora!”
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Pitch Perfect Sentence Meme
"Just don't eff up your solo.
"Hands in!"
"Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville?"
"No English? Yes English? Just tell me where you’re at with English."
"And you must be kidding. Wow!"
"I mean, it took a second for my eyes to adjust, but I can roll with this."
"Look just so you know, I’m not a total nerd. I also happen to be super into close-up magic."
"Hide your wine coolers!"
"How is the stepmonster?"
"I wanna produce music, I wanna make music!"
"Organized nerd singing, this is great!"
"How is your voice?"
"You gonna audition this year?"
"I’m the best singer in Tasmania, With teeth."
"You call yourself Fat ____?"
"I can sing but I’m also good at modern dance, olden dance and uh..mermaid dancing. Which is a little different. You usually start on the ground."
"Alright, I'll give you my number."
"Oh, totes!"
"We sing covers of songs but we do it without any instruments. It’s all from our mouths!"
"A-ca-scuse me?"
"We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!"
"Your arrangement of Lovin’ Spoonful’s Do You Believe In Magic inspired me to become a certified illusionist. "
"The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords so I’m gonna need you to scoot."
"Freshmen aren't allowed in the booth."
"So please just no sex on the desk."
"So what’s your deal? You one of those girls/boys who’s all dark and mysterious then she/he takes of her/his glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know she/he was beautiful the whole time."
"Funny this doesn’t look like your intro to Philosophy class."
"I can’t concentrate on anything you’re saying until you cover your junk."
"Oh there’s no backup dancers? Okay."
"Performing live gives me such a rush!"
"I still can’t believe they let my sexy fat ass in."
"You’re one of those a cappella girls/guys, I’m one of those a cappella boys/girls, and we’re gonna have a-ca-children. It’s inevitable."
"So I have a feeling that we should kiss. And is that feeling a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?"
"Well, I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm “better not.”"
"What happened last year?"
"Yeah, no, don’t put me down for cardio."
"I’m doing horizontal running."
"Nothing. I hear nothing."
"I can see your toner through those jeans."
"You must really sweep your girlfriend/boyfriend off their feet."
"They’re predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl and that kid sees dead people and Darth Vader is Luke’s father."
"I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously."
"It was a misunderstanding and I was protecting my friends."
"I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!"
"A-ca-believe it."
"I have been there for you for so many years, and all you do is treat me like shit!"
"I’ll protect you. I’ll protect you."
"Whoomp! There it is."
"Told you. Endings are the best part."
101 fluffy prompts
FALLING IN LOVE
001: "You're really soft."
002: "You smell nice."
003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."
004: "Is it possible to love too much?"
005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."
006: "I will always be there protect you."
007: "I'm cold. Come closer."
008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."
010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."
011: "May I have this dance?"
012: "I can't stop thinking about you."
013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."
014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."
015: "All I want is you."
016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"
017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."
018: "I want to hear you sing."
019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."
020: "You look incredible in that."
021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"
022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."
023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
024: "I think I'm in love."
025: "I’d like it if you stayed.
026: "People are jerks, but not you."
027: "I'll share the blankets with you."
028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."
029: "I want this to never end..."
030: "Can I kiss you?"
LIVING TOGETHER
031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."
032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."
033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"
034: "You can put your cold feet on me."
035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."
036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."
037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."
038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."
039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."
040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."
041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."
042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"
043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."
044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."
045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."
WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS
046: "I caught the bouquet"
047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."
048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"
049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."
050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."
051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "
052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."
053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "
054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "
055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."
056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."
057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"
MARRIED LIFE
058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "
059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."
060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"
061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."
062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”
063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"
064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."
065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"
066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."
067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"
068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."
069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"
070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."
PREGNANCY
071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."
072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "
073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "
074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"
075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."
076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."
077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."
078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"
079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."
080: "Did you feel that?"
081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "
082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "
084: "I think you might be pregnant.”
085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."
PARENTING
086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."
087: "Sh…they’re asleep."
088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."
089: "Mondays are your diaper days."
090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."
091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."
092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."
093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."
094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"
095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."
096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"
097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"
098: "I think we should have another."
099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"
100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."
101: "…They just grow up so fast."
Send me a ♫ + a character’s name and I will respond with a song that reminds me of them. Send a ♫ + a ship and I will do the same.
♫ + Lex and also Lex/Annabelle 8)
@digimmortality // meme
general ; gorgeous // x ambassadors ship ; wild // troye sivan
Send one for a kiss from my muse.
👄 a kiss on the lips
⚪️ a kiss on the cheek
🔷 a kiss on the eyelid
⬛️ a kiss on the hand
▫️ a kiss on the forehead
♦️ a kiss on the ear
🔘 a kiss on a bruise/wound/etc.
〰 a kiss on the chest
🔃 a kiss on the leg
🔶 a kiss on the neck
🔻 a kiss on the nose
‘wonderland: a new alice’ sentence starters ( act one )
“ maybe make-believing works if you are hoping something’s true. ”
“ believe it or not, i’m the only one who makes a cream of brussels sprout soup. ”
“ the tension here, you could cut it with a knife. ”
“ well, cancel yet another lifelong dream. ”
“ my god, it’s half past late. ”
“ when i wake up, i’ll wake up screaming. ”
“ when your alter-ego’s interfering, self-esteem cannot stop disappearing.”
“ make sure the journey’s worth the things you’re chancing. ”
“ drink me––––responsibly. ”
“ cherry tart custard pineapple toffee hot buttered toast coolatta! ”
“ you think you’re somebody until, suddenly, you’re not. ”
“ the you who you remember is who you forgot. ”
“ don’t listen to the noise in your brain. ”
“ we don’t wanna go near her with a ten foot pole, or she’ll chop off our heads with a twelve foot axe. ”
“ hey you, homo sapiens! how’s that feel? demeaning, isn’t it? ”
“ disney owns the rights. ”
“ well, let me start by telling you today’s special things about me. ”
“ i may have to carry you in my arms––––but not inappropriately. ”
“ to turn life into a fiesta, you just gotta add the letters s, t, a. and lose the l. and change the order of––––forget it! ”
“ so there’s no clear and present danger? ”
“ the rules of chivalry aren’t quite dead yet. ”
“ it’s mostly a mean-spirited bunch of bullies who want to do away with everyone and everything but don’t have a clue what to put in its place. ”
“ i will track you down and then hit delete. ”
“ i am where you belong––––the right kind of wrong. ”
“ yes, i’m a big disappointment to myself as well. ”
“ to be a proper peasant, one must cower in the streets. ”
“ or else, instead, i’ll scrape your head and serve it a la mode. ”
“ just bow your head and live in fear. ”
“ i have a plan so heartlessly hateful i have to think you’re really gonna love it! ”
“ it’s where you never feel lonely whenever you’re alone–––that’s how you know you are home. ”
“ home is like a smile you see in a photograph. ”
“ be of good cheer, dear––––nothing’s as bad as at first it seems. ”
“ it’s an ecological nightmare. ”
“ managing stress is our specialty. ”
“ there you are! i have terrible, terrible, terrible news! ”
“ one kiss. lips are completely optional. ”
“ yeah, sure, stupid me–––the one time i should’ve been late, i show up on time. ”
“ the ending always starts a new beginning. ”
“ sometimes wrong is righter. ”
Send “📚” and I will flip to a random page in a book and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter.
send "mistletoe" for our muses to get caught under mistletoe!!
ASK ME TO DESCRIBE A COLOR WITHOUT USING THAT COLOR
Send the mun a question about themselves or their muse, and they’ll answer using Vocaroo!
rp-memes-atyourservice:
Now you can all hear what our voices sound like.
Alternatively, ask them to say something, or talk about something!