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Nineties a house is on fire the flatmates hear the fire alarm and run out of the house one after the other.

Everyone was rescued (ok there was no asocial media, sorry social media).

2024 a house is on fire all residents hear the fire alarm!

Flatmate one I think it's just a mistake, I'm staying.

Flatmate two really now I've heard that it's just controlled by the state to make us feel insecure, I'm certainly not going to go along with such nonsense.

Flatmate three I'd rather go out, I think that makes sense in the event of a fire alarm.

Flatmate four it's a conspiracy by the fire brigade to get more money from the council, I think they started it themselves. I'll stay but I'll express my anger and they'll only get one star.

Flatmate five nonsense, I'm not going along with such a left-wing woke thing, fire alarms only benefit the deep state. I'll fight it myself with all my anger.

Flatmate six have any of you left the cooker on?

Flatmate seven what are you talking about, it's all a fake. I'm staying.

Unfortunately, the fire brigade has to recover a lot of bodies.

One firefighter to another Something's changed, mate, I've been around since the nineties.

With this in mind, mod