Oh My Idiot Werehog - Tumblr Posts

"So, um about this whole "sailing" thing, is this gonna involve lots of water... and terrifyingly open seas... w-with no way o-off?" Monster why the heck did you sign up for this, again?

"Welcome aboard mates! So many of you came all at once! Just to give ya’ a heads up,I’m the captain of this ship!"